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paspuggie48
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I'm on my travels to Jeopardy...

...apparently there are loads of jobs in jeopardy

:D :)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ct69mx1Ozc8

From one of my comedic heoes.
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venisons dear
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"To celebrate the Olympics this year condoms are being sold in gold, silver and bronze", says a guy to his gilrfriend. " You should buy silver," replies his GF. "It would be nice for you to come second for a change."
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eatyourgreens wrote:
Mon Jun 14, 2021 11:21 pm
venisons dear
I bought 8 legs of venison for £200 last week. Do you think that was too dear ?
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I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
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I wanted to be a juggler when I left school, but I never had the balls.
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One bad joke just leads to another...

How do you kill a circus ?

Go for the juggler.
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What do you call a woman who sets light to all your bills ?

Bernadette
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sniffer66 wrote:
Tue Jun 15, 2021 10:56 am
One bad joke just leads to another...
What do you call a girl who balances a pint of beer on her head while playing pool?

Beatrix Potter.
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Derek27 wrote:
Tue Jun 15, 2021 11:18 am
sniffer66 wrote:
Tue Jun 15, 2021 10:56 am
One bad joke just leads to another...
What do you call a girl who balances a pint of beer on her head while playing pool?

Beatrix Potter.
A man with a plank on his head ?

Edward

A man with 3 planks on his head ?

Edward Woodward
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A blind stag ?

No Eyed Dear

I've hundreds of these (copyright DadJokesRUs :) )
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Why are there 4 'd's in 'Edward Woodward'?

Because if there weren't, he'd be Ewar Woowar.
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weemac wrote:
Tue Jun 15, 2021 12:59 pm
Why are there 4 'd's in 'Edward Woodward'?

Because if there weren't, he'd be Ewar Woowar.
:D
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Does anyone want a pack of dead batteries ?
They are free of charge
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