Yes, I found that one moderately amusing. But any more of the thread/cotton jokes and the moderators will be moving them to the bad jokes thread.paspuggie48 wrote: ↑Wed Jul 21, 2021 10:05 pmIs this any better Derek?Derek27 wrote: ↑Mon Jul 19, 2021 7:07 pmThat is a terrible joke.paspuggie48 wrote: ↑Mon Jul 19, 2021 6:48 pmMy mate is in trouble...he told his wife he was going out to get some thread but actually has gone to the pub...she will kill him
Gone but not for cotton
I accidentally drank a bottle of invisible ink...
I'm currently in casualty waiting to be seen !
Where are all the jokes?
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They're all in bedDerek27 wrote: ↑Wed Jul 21, 2021 10:22 pmYes, I found that one moderately amusing. But any more of the thread/cotton jokes and the moderators will be moving them to the bad jokes thread.paspuggie48 wrote: ↑Wed Jul 21, 2021 10:05 pmIs this any better Derek?
I accidentally drank a bottle of invisible ink...
I'm currently in casualty waiting to be seen !
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I once went on a drinking session with Thor...
We got hammered !
We got hammered !
One day a man is having intestinal problems and has been frequently farting. He decides to pop down to his local walk in nhs centre. As he's walking to it he occasionally farts. He arrives at the centre. When it's his turn to see the doctor, he goes through into the surgery and the doctor asks 'whats the problem?' The man says 'doctor I can't stop farting' letting out a thunderous fart as he does so.
The doctor grabs a small pole with a little hook on the end. The man shouts out 'what are you going to do with that?' 'Open the window' says the doctor 'it stinks in here!'.
The doctor grabs a small pole with a little hook on the end. The man shouts out 'what are you going to do with that?' 'Open the window' says the doctor 'it stinks in here!'.
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Mind Controlled Air Freshener…
Makes Scents If you think about it….
Makes Scents If you think about it….
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HUSBAND: Kitchen, Living room, Bathroom.
HUSBAND: Kitchen, Living room, Bathroom.
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I had a go at ‘blindfold archery’ this week. If you haven’t tried it, you don’t know what you’re missing.
Very good!wearthefoxhat wrote: ↑Thu Jul 29, 2021 2:20 pmI had a go at ‘blindfold archery’ this week. If you haven’t tried it, you don’t know what you’re missing.
Did you know Craig David is part of the GB Olympic Archery Management team. He's the bow selector
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Two silk worms racing at the Olympics, it ended in a tie
I went to a blindfold Bukakke competition the week after.wearthefoxhat wrote: ↑Thu Jul 29, 2021 2:20 pmI had a go at ‘blindfold archery’ this week. If you haven’t tried it, you don’t know what you’re missing.
I have no idea where I came.
dt888 wrote: ↑Thu Jul 29, 2021 2:47 pmVery good!wearthefoxhat wrote: ↑Thu Jul 29, 2021 2:20 pmI had a go at ‘blindfold archery’ this week. If you haven’t tried it, you don’t know what you’re missing.
Did you know Craig David is part of the GB Olympic Archery Management team. He's the bow selector