The beer garden

[ShaunWhite]

I don't normally visit the beer garden thread but it seems like the right place for this.

I came across this tune, it's obviously about drinking (all theirs are) but I don't think I've ever heard something that sounds so much like drunk feels 4m views in the first week, you lot might not like it but they sure do in México. If 'spoons beer garden was like this, I'd go.

Now pass me that bottle muchacho
https://youtu.be/rJHRY3DU-vc

[Derek27]

Over the last few months, I noticed a woman in my neighbourhood getting fatter and fatter. Now she's got a baby.

At least it's better than getting it wrong the other way around.

[Derek27]

Helen Whatley's now crossing her legs for the other side.

[Korattt]

just found the biggest worm ever , & yes I know those paving slabs need cleaning

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[Derek27]

just found the biggest worm ever , & yes I know those paving slabs need cleaning


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It's standard practice to have a ruler or common item next to it.

[sniffer66]

just found the biggest worm ever , & yes I know those paving slabs need cleaning


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It's standard practice to have a ruler or common item next to it.

For some reason, the standard unit of measure\relative size on FB Marketplace is a banana.

[Korattt]

just found the biggest worm ever , & yes I know those paving slabs need cleaning


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It's standard practice to have a ruler or common item next to it.

those paving slabs are 450mm x 450mm to gauge size

[Derek27]

just found the biggest worm ever , & yes I know those paving slabs need cleaning


10AB796C-8AA7-4050-98A5-307B692201B2.jpeg

It's standard practice to have a ruler or common item next to it.

those paving slabs are 450mm x 450mm to gauge size

Same size as mine. When I've turned over some soil I often see earthworms of a similar size crawl out of the soil but thankfully, I don't often see them on the patio.

[Derek27]

It's nice to see a happy couple win the lottery but I wonder how many unhappy couples won the lottery, stayed anonymous and agreed to split the money and get divorced.

[firlandsfarm]

I think the lottery jackpot should be capped. Max win say £10m. The surplus getting distributed around the lesser prizes. OMG, does that make me a socialist?!

[Derek27]

I think the lottery jackpot should be capped. Max win say £10m. The surplus getting distributed around the lesser prizes. OMG, does that make me a socialist?!

You can't even buy a decent yacht for £10M.

[Derek27]

With the cost of living crisis taking hold, the last thing we need now is Mervyn King, the gloomy guy who'd make you feel depressed even when the economy was rosy, speaking on Sky News.

[Derek27]

I was just about to shut down my computers and go to bed when I got an email from my local library. My membership has expired. I can no longer get books out of the library!

[Derek27]

Why does Liam Gallagher always sound as though he's about to cry when he sings?

He sounds like Kevin the teenager.

[eatyourgreens]

I think the lottery jackpot should be capped. Max win say £10m. The surplus getting distributed around the lesser prizes. OMG, does that make me a socialist?!

You can't even buy a decent yacht for £10M.

Luxury Yachts are coming down in price, its due to supply and demand, and the market is flooded with them right now !!