I was searching for more Putin jokes and found an outdated one with his puppet president as the vegetable, but as you say, it's applicable to many people.firlandsfarm wrote: ↑Mon May 09, 2022 7:03 amAh the old ones are the best (1985) ... just change the target to whoever you wish!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjE080TGEEk
Where are all the jokes?
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The man who invented the automatic tennis serving machine is celebrating his birthday. Many happy returns.
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Police and track marshals get reports that someone is courtsiding Ffos Las and the bookies are down tens of thousands. They spot a man on his phone with binoculars and a drone by his side at the finish line. They go up to question him and search his bag...
They pull out a book and start laughing, "well he can't be making a profit" and let him go.
The book was A Strawberry's Guide To Betfair Trading Made Simple.
You can crack a joke about anything on this thread. It doesn't have to be trading related.alexmr2 wrote: ↑Fri May 27, 2022 2:32 amPolice and track marshals get reports that someone is courtsiding Ffos Las and the bookies are down tens of thousands. They spot a man on his phone with binoculars and a drone by his side at the finish line. They go up to question him and search his bag...
They pull out a book and start laughing, "well he can't be making a profit" and let him go.
The book was A Strawberry's Guide To Betfair Trading Made Simple.
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I'm not very good at ventriloquism. Even if I do say so myself.
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I’m at the airport and I’ve just seen a guy collapse on the luggage carousel. I think he’ll be ok - he’s slowly coming around.
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A few I heard recently...
My wife says I'm the cheapest man in the world.
I'm not buying it !
My wife asked me if I wanted to watch Dr Strangelove for movie night, but I said no.
I had Stranger Things to watch.
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"
"Pop", goes the weasel !
What did the shipmates find in the toilet?
The Captain's Log !
I've just deleted all the German names off my pre-owned iPhone.
It's Hans free now !
My wife says I'm the cheapest man in the world.
I'm not buying it !
My wife asked me if I wanted to watch Dr Strangelove for movie night, but I said no.
I had Stranger Things to watch.
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"
"Pop", goes the weasel !
What did the shipmates find in the toilet?
The Captain's Log !
I've just deleted all the German names off my pre-owned iPhone.
It's Hans free now !
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My wife says she's leaving me due to my obsession with cricket. I'll be honest - it's knocked me for six.