Ukraine Crisis

[Archery1969]

Russia to annex four regions of Ukraine on Friday.

Zelensky says he will drive Russian troops out of ALL of Ukraine.

We could be in for a big escalation over the coming days/weeks.

[Kai]

If that is the case, it would be deemed an act of war and could trigger Article 5

Should the worst happen and the world plunges into apocalyptic chaos I will probably join Shaun's biker gang and beeline it straight to Archery's fallout bunker.

We can pick you up along the way if you promise not to complain too much about radioactive dust triggering your allergies.

[napshnap]

If that is the case, it would be deemed an act of war and could trigger Article 5

Should the worst happen and the world plunges into apocalyptic chaos I will probably join Shaun's biker gang and beeline it straight to Archery's fallout bunker.

...

By the time you guys arrive there will be a rival zombie-cannibal gang with a weird old leader armed with a bow.

[Archery1969]

My bunker sleeps 4.

That means 3 places available.

Taking non refundable $100k deposits now. Sorry no £.

[napshnap]

My bunker sleeps 4.

That means 3 places available.

Taking non refundable $100k deposits now. Sorry no £.

I see you really do like dead presidents.

[sniffer66]

My bunker sleeps 4.

That means 3 places available.

Taking non refundable $100k deposits now. Sorry no £.

I see you really do like dead presidents.

Which immediately brings to mind the film, Point Break.

Which then gives me a few ideas on how to pay the bills for the next 6 months. Where did I put that Reagan mask ?

[Emmson]

https://twitter.com/KyivIndependent/sta ... 7498355712

One of the most disturbing tweets I have ever read.

[Derek27]

I've just carried out a referendum and decided to annex all parts of Russia west of the 40ºE meridian under my rule.

[Archery1969]

Everyone knows where Putin will be later today while giving a speech in red square.

So, why not take him out with hundreds of drones ?

[Kai]

Everyone knows where Putin will be later today while giving a speech in red square.

So, why not take him out with hundreds of drones ?

That may not be Putin, intelligence agencies have long suspected him of using body doubles.

If true and if we entertain this idea for a moment, then theoretically if something were to happen to him the show could go on for a while longer. Or if he were to be taken out from within, it could potentially be covered up and the transition of power could be a lot smoother etc.

[Derek27]

I've heard some of the hard-liners complain Putin's not going far enough and if he was taken out his replacement would be at least as bad!

[Archery1969]

I've heard some of the hard-liners complain Putin's not going far enough and if he was taken out his replacement would be at least as bad!

Take the whole country out then.

[Derek27]

As Putin talks about the west being jealous of Russia's riches people in the audience seem to be looking around at each other in disbelief!

[napshnap]

When he says that part about "western countries "freedom"" you really should forget for a second WHO says it and listen carefully WHAT he's saying.

[Derek27]

When he says that part about "western countries "freedom"" you really should forget for a second WHO says it and listen carefully WHAT he's saying.

That's exactly what I do. I even agree with what Putin says at times.

Putin hit back at Johnson's topless horse riding jokes. He says if Johnson did the same it would be a disgusting sight and western leaders should stop abusing alcohol and other bad habits, do physical exercise and take part in sport.

As for what he's saying, he's claiming the west is the aggressor and wants to destroy Russia and that he wants peace, despite the fact that he's invaded Ukraine and wants to send 300,000 untrained civilians to their deaths!