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Derek27
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I've spent enough time on the rant thread so I thought I'd start a thread for happier news.

Opened my front door at 11:30am just to empty my outdoor ashtray, and was greeted by the sight of a drunken bird, very short black dress, no knickers, bending over to pick up her mobile and cigarettes, only to drop them again and bend over to pick them up again. :D

It took me a long time to empty that ashtray. :lol:
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pervert!!!
BetBuddy
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Derek27 wrote:
Sun Aug 25, 2019 8:47 pm
I've spent enough time on the rant thread so I thought I'd start a thread for happier news.

Opened my front door at 11:30am just to empty my outdoor ashtray, and was greeted by the sight of a drunken bird, very short black dress, no knickers, bending over to pick up her mobile and cigarettes, only to drop them again and bend over to pick them up again. :D

It took me a long time to empty that ashtray. :lol:
Any photo's ? :lol:
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Derek27
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MemphisFlash wrote:
Sun Aug 25, 2019 10:14 pm
pervert!!!
Suprisingly I've been called that before. ;)

If you open your front door tomorrow morning and the first thing you see is a women's bare behind, your eyes will pop out of your head just like mine did.
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No need for porn today then? :D
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Derek27
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BetBuddy wrote:
Sun Aug 25, 2019 11:18 pm
Derek27 wrote:
Sun Aug 25, 2019 8:47 pm
I've spent enough time on the rant thread so I thought I'd start a thread for happier news.

Opened my front door at 11:30am just to empty my outdoor ashtray, and was greeted by the sight of a drunken bird, very short black dress, no knickers, bending over to pick up her mobile and cigarettes, only to drop them again and bend over to pick them up again. :D

It took me a long time to empty that ashtray. :lol:
Any photo's ? :lol:
Probably just as well I didn't have my smartphone in my pocket. :lol:

I fully agree with the recent laws that make upskirting a criminal offence, but I did wonder whether taking a photo of a woman bending over with almost no skirt would amount to upskirting. :lol:
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Derek27 wrote:
Sun Aug 25, 2019 11:50 pm
BetBuddy wrote:
Sun Aug 25, 2019 11:18 pm
Derek27 wrote:
Sun Aug 25, 2019 8:47 pm
I've spent enough time on the rant thread so I thought I'd start a thread for happier news.

Opened my front door at 11:30am just to empty my outdoor ashtray, and was greeted by the sight of a drunken bird, very short black dress, no knickers, bending over to pick up her mobile and cigarettes, only to drop them again and bend over to pick them up again. :D

It took me a long time to empty that ashtray. :lol:
Any photo's ? :lol:
Probably just as well I didn't have my smartphone in my pocket. :lol:

I fully agree with the recent laws that make upskirting a criminal offence, but I did wonder whether taking a photo of a woman bending over with almost no skirt would amount to upskirting. :lol:
I am sure a good / expensive barrister would make a good case on your behalf. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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northbound wrote:
Sun Aug 25, 2019 11:43 pm
No need for porn today then? :D
:lol: :lol:
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I was driving a taxi back in 2005. A young woman got in my cab at Waterloo and asked me to drive her to Three Bridges. She opened her coat and was completely naked and then told me she had no money. She remained (at her choice) completely naked the entire journey.

The meter fare came to £87 as it was after midnight.

To cut a long story short, i gave her a £20 tip. :D
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Before this turns into 'frustrated old man corner'.... :roll:

My happy corner this weekend was on the A158
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This hot weather has made the roads nice and sticky and with a set of worn tyres on the bike it's been a great weekend for recording some green sectors. ;) Back riding after an 8yr break and it feels like being at home again.
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