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[Kai]

Last night I found a tortoise in my garden, today I found a £10 note, more or less where the tortoise was!

flipping hell! I was just tending to my daffodils and I found another £10 note in the garden.

You should do the right thing and return the £10 notes and the tortoise to eatyourgreens

[Korattt]

on my delivery routes I’ve found a pretty penny in the past, £50 on one occasion

[Kai]

When I was at college in my early 20s I found a decent amount of cash waiting for me on an ATM not once but twice, over a few year period maybe. There is a decent chance I spent half of it on weed

[greenmark]

How do you tend a daffodil?
Are your's wilting? Ours are just blooming. Some haven't (today's cold and snow showers won't have helped that).

[eatyourgreens]

When I was at college in my early 20s I found a decent amount of cash waiting for me on an ATM not once but twice, over a few year period maybe. There is a decent chance I spent half of it on weed

Only half !!!!!

[Korattt]

How do you tend a daffodil?
Are your's wilting? Ours are just blooming. Some haven't (today's cold and snow showers won't have helped that).

we’ve just one daffodilly in our garden, just leave ‘em to do their own thing, seems to be doin’ just fine

[Derek27]

How do you tend a daffodil?
Are your's wilting? Ours are just blooming. Some haven't (today's cold and snow showers won't have helped that).

3 out of 8 have bloomed. One of them snapped so I put it in a 330ml Carlsburg Export bottle and half-filled it with water. The other two have fallen over so I've had to prop them up with sticks and ties. Daffodils shouldn't be this much work!

I was pissed when I made that post last year; it was a hedgehog, not a tortoise.

When I lived in the red light district I once found a £20 note. The sad thing was, I knew it belonged to a girl who worked really hard for it. I would have given to her (no pun intended) if I knew which one it was.

[Derek27]

A whole month of offers on the McDonald's app.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/money/18136000 ... -menu-99p/

[eatyourgreens]

I am a carpenter/joiner
due to covid I have kept away from site work for the past couple of years, as I have no other form of income, I joined a site that alerts tradesmen to possible jobs on peoples houses. I have picked up a few jobs that have allowed me to keep my head above the waterline.

I recieved a job alert this morning from Cassie, the whole job description read :-
"I want it in my living room and hallway"

I am wondering whether to look further into it, or just pass the contact details to Derek, I am sure he would be happy to oblige

Have a nice day!

[Derek27]

I am a carpenter/joiner
due to covid I have kept away from site work for the past couple of years, as I have no other form of income, I joined a site that alerts tradesmen to possible jobs on peoples houses. I have picked up a few jobs that have allowed me to keep my head above the waterline.

I recieved a job alert this morning from Cassie, the whole job description read :-
"I want it in my living room and hallway"

I am wondering whether to look further into it, or just pass the contact details to Derek, I am sure he would be happy to oblige

Have a nice day!

[wearthefoxhat]

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[Derek27]

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I doubt anyone will stop to pick them up. The last time I visited my mother in her care home, I could not believe they gave me a cup of coffee and a gingernut biscuit! WTF are gingernuts doing in a care home? Even I struggle to bite into them!

[Korattt]

didn’t get it at first

[sniffer66]

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This was in my local town. The journos have had a field day with the puns

[Derek27]

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