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NickH
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Derek27 wrote:
Wed Dec 23, 2020 10:24 pm
Feeling lucky tonight. :D I was gonna purchase a treadmill but the site that I bookmarked was no longer working. Then I found this. :shock: :o

https://uk.trustpilot.com/review/fitnessnext.co.uk
That treadmill would have given you a run for your money :roll: ;)
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Derek27
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NickH wrote:
Wed Dec 23, 2020 10:40 pm
Derek27 wrote:
Wed Dec 23, 2020 10:24 pm
Feeling lucky tonight. :D I was gonna purchase a treadmill but the site that I bookmarked was no longer working. Then I found this. :shock: :o

https://uk.trustpilot.com/review/fitnessnext.co.uk
That treadmill would have given you a run for your money :roll: ;)
That treadmill would certainly have given the first poster's 70-year-old mother-in-law a run for her money!
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Derek27
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Derek27 wrote:
Fri Dec 25, 2020 9:40 pm
My Christmas Day!

Popped out to empty the bins before cooking my Christmas dinner. Found a young woman in distress and on the phone to the police. Then a guy came running after her and she asked me for help, as this guy just attacked her. The guy buggered off and I invited her and her 3-y-o daughter into my flat and called the police again. Three police officers called round, after a lengthy discussion they decided to nick the guy who lived just around the corner, but only after backup arrived. It took 7 police officers to arrest a man as old as I am!

Spent the rest of the afternoon with this lovely lady [Kaf, I'm not bragging ;) ], but in the meantime, her 3-y-o daughter ran amock in my living room. Completely rearranged it. I had to move every small object of value out of reach, she opened a kitchen draw and helped herself to bags of crisps, dropping most of them on the floor. I had a 6-pack of small orange juice cartons, I gave her a carton of orange juice but she eventually opened all of them, drank a bit of each and spilt the rest on the floor, perhaps to wash away the crisps. I later found my landline phone in the kitchen sink and the contents of my coffee table behind the sofa! A whole hour to clean up afterwards!

Full respect to anyone who's had children - don't know how you managed for 18 years. :lol:
After all that - I've got myself a bird! :D :D :D

Anyone got any tips on how to be romantic and sweep a woman off her feet? :lol:
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Kai
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Derek27 wrote:
Mon Dec 28, 2020 1:19 am
Derek27 wrote:
Fri Dec 25, 2020 9:40 pm
My Christmas Day!

Popped out to empty the bins before cooking my Christmas dinner. Found a young woman in distress and on the phone to the police. Then a guy came running after her and she asked me for help, as this guy just attacked her. The guy buggered off and I invited her and her 3-y-o daughter into my flat and called the police again. Three police officers called round, after a lengthy discussion they decided to nick the guy who lived just around the corner, but only after backup arrived. It took 7 police officers to arrest a man as old as I am!

Spent the rest of the afternoon with this lovely lady [Kaf, I'm not bragging ;) ], but in the meantime, her 3-y-o daughter ran amock in my living room. Completely rearranged it. I had to move every small object of value out of reach, she opened a kitchen draw and helped herself to bags of crisps, dropping most of them on the floor. I had a 6-pack of small orange juice cartons, I gave her a carton of orange juice but she eventually opened all of them, drank a bit of each and spilt the rest on the floor, perhaps to wash away the crisps. I later found my landline phone in the kitchen sink and the contents of my coffee table behind the sofa! A whole hour to clean up afterwards!

Full respect to anyone who's had children - don't know how you managed for 18 years. :lol:
After all that - I've got myself a bird! :D :D :D

Anyone got any tips on how to be romantic and sweep a woman off her feet? :lol:
Well, haters would say that dating a single mum is like continuing someone else's save game :)

But saving a damsel in distress on flippin' Xmas should already be romantic enough ;)
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Just be yourself, take her out to a local park & set a bench on fire, but the biggest lesson I've learned is you should always be wrong even when right, thats the most romantic thing ever.
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wearthefoxhat
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Derek27 wrote:
Mon Dec 28, 2020 1:19 am
Derek27 wrote:
Fri Dec 25, 2020 9:40 pm
My Christmas Day!

Popped out to empty the bins before cooking my Christmas dinner. Found a young woman in distress and on the phone to the police. Then a guy came running after her and she asked me for help, as this guy just attacked her. The guy buggered off and I invited her and her 3-y-o daughter into my flat and called the police again. Three police officers called round, after a lengthy discussion they decided to nick the guy who lived just around the corner, but only after backup arrived. It took 7 police officers to arrest a man as old as I am!

Spent the rest of the afternoon with this lovely lady [Kaf, I'm not bragging ;) ], but in the meantime, her 3-y-o daughter ran amock in my living room. Completely rearranged it. I had to move every small object of value out of reach, she opened a kitchen draw and helped herself to bags of crisps, dropping most of them on the floor. I had a 6-pack of small orange juice cartons, I gave her a carton of orange juice but she eventually opened all of them, drank a bit of each and spilt the rest on the floor, perhaps to wash away the crisps. I later found my landline phone in the kitchen sink and the contents of my coffee table behind the sofa! A whole hour to clean up afterwards!

Full respect to anyone who's had children - don't know how you managed for 18 years. :lol:
After all that - I've got myself a bird! :D :D :D

Anyone got any tips on how to be romantic and sweep a woman off her feet? :lol:

Your Kayleigh might still need you though....

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jamesg46
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I find the whole concept of "sweeping her off her feet" difficult in general sense. It's setting false expectations & probably a contributing reason as to why so many relationships peak. It's equivalent to trying to make all & probably a reason that Dobbing exists.
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wearthefoxhat wrote:
Mon Dec 28, 2020 9:25 am
Your Kayleigh might still need you though....


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That's why I needed to ditch her - I was getting sick of all the lies. :D
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It's snowing. :D
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Kai
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Derek27 wrote:
Sat Jan 16, 2021 1:26 pm
It's snowing. :D
Same here Dewick.

Dean Martin - Let It Snow! : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mN7LW0Y ... annel=Kyle

I don't always listen to music, but when I do, so do my neighbors 👍
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Handy if you want to open a joint account....
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Realrocknrolla
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"Here we have a male human infant practicing the very battle he will pursue for the remainder of his adult life"

Read in your best David Attenborough voice!
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Derek27
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Realrocknrolla wrote:
Mon Feb 01, 2021 1:31 pm
"Here we have a male human infant practicing the very battle he will pursue for the remainder of his adult life"

Read in your best David Attenborough voice!

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Who's in more danger, the baby or the kitten? :lol:
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