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Derek27
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Germany's got the right idea. Instead of glueing themselves to motorways and causing mass disruption to draw attention to climate change, they go on mass hunger strikes. They'll soon start eating when they realise nobody gives a fuck. :lol:
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Derek27
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Just been down the kebab shop. On a dark lonely road, my cigarette lighter packed up. I saw a woman 20 metres in front of me smoking. I started walking a bit faster to catch up with her, but as Hubble discovered, the faster you move towards an object the faster it moves away from you. :lol: :lol:

Talking of kebab shops, 20 years ago you'd go into an empty kebab shop and the staff were pleased to see a customer. Nowadays, go into an empty kebab shop and you see 4 guys behind the counter rushing around like lunatics preparing their online orders, they barely notice you!
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Derek27
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Don't rock to music whilst having a slash. :lol:
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Just as well I live on my own. Did one of those dumps that require walking through the flat to get to the shopping bag with the bog roll; we've all been there. :lol:
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Dallas wrote:
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classic lmfao
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Boxing tonight i will be well twisted by 12 cant wait to see usyk put josh in his place :D
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Backed Usyk by TKO or Ko and had the draw so we shal see Bet angle team can we have a beer jug in the smilies section please i need it lol :P
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Derek27
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Just tried to drain a jar of jalapenos and somehow, half of them ended up in the sink. :lol:
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I've just come up with a new drinking game.

Every time the guy in this video says "Bump head knob" you have to down a shot :D

The video is only 1m40secs long so surely he cant say it that many times?! :P

https://youtu.be/zP2G9uAfuZI
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