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Derek27
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At long last, we can finally sit outside with a drink and cigarette without freezing our bollocks off (or tits if you're a woman). :D
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Derek27 wrote:
Wed May 12, 2021 7:45 pm
At long last, we can finally sit outside with a drink and cigarette without freezing our bollocks off (or tits if you're a woman). :D
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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The Silk Run wrote:
Wed May 12, 2021 7:59 pm
Derek27 wrote:
Wed May 12, 2021 7:45 pm
At long last, we can finally sit outside with a drink and cigarette without freezing our bollocks off (or tits if you're a woman). :D
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
When I saw you posted to this thread I thought I was going to be stripped of all my hearts, until I remembered I've got none left. :)
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Nice glass of pink gin on ice in the sun certainly gives you the tickle.
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Derek27 wrote:
Wed May 12, 2021 8:35 pm
The Silk Run wrote:
Wed May 12, 2021 7:59 pm
Derek27 wrote:
Wed May 12, 2021 7:45 pm
At long last, we can finally sit outside with a drink and cigarette without freezing our bollocks off (or tits if you're a woman). :D
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
When I saw you posted to this thread I thought I was going to be stripped of all my hearts, until I remembered I've got none left. :)
I don't take life to seriously. I love a laugh, a joke, and people ;)
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Realrocknrolla wrote:
Wed May 12, 2021 8:47 pm
Nice glass of pink gin on ice in the sun certainly gives you the tickle.
Sounds kool Mick, enjoy. I saw an advertisement with Esspreso Martini, and quite fancy trying that ...
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The Silk Run wrote:
Wed May 12, 2021 10:05 pm
Realrocknrolla wrote:
Wed May 12, 2021 8:47 pm
Nice glass of pink gin on ice in the sun certainly gives you the tickle.
Sounds kool Mick, enjoy. I saw an advertisement with Esspreso Martini, and quite fancy trying that ...
Yummy 😋
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Clearing out my under the sink cupboard tonight. No hedgehogs found this time, but 2 antibacterial cleaners, 3 stainless steel cleaners and 3 shower cleaners!
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My under the sink cabinet is like the Tardis - I can barely fit its contents in the rest of the kitchen. :lol:
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Derek27
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Am I drunk, or did women show a bit of pussy in music videos back in 1969? I'm not even old enough to know. :lol:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6GhLkD ... A&index=70
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Derek sums up the life of a man!

As a teenager, we watch a music video and get excited at a 1 second glimpse of pussy
As a middle-aged man........we return to our days of being a teenager and once again get excited by a 1 second glimpse of pussy

Hold on......perhaps we never actually grow out of it, regardless of age :lol:
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LeTiss wrote:
Fri May 21, 2021 8:47 am
Derek sums up the life of a man!

As a teenager, we watch a music video and get excited at a 1 second glimpse of pussy
As a middle-aged man........we return to our days of being a teenager and once again get excited by a 1 second glimpse of pussy

Hold on......perhaps we never actually grow out of it, regardless of age :lol:
I was a bit shocked because I was watching the UK top 100 of 1969, the sort of stuff you'd see on Top of the Pops at 7 pm Thursday. :)
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ASDA run out of those toilet fresheners that you clip to the toilet so I bought the cheap/saver/crap/economy type, whatever you want to call it, for 20 pence. It flipping stinks! I feel as though I'm using a public toilet every time I need to use my bathroom. The only thing missing is the usual puddle of urine on the floor. :lol:
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I'm on to 1970 now and there's a flipping age-restricted video I can't watch because I can't verify my age! :x

What am I missing? :lol:
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I bought a Black & Decker electric drill when I was 20. Used it for my entire adult life and it still works, but having to plug it in and piss about with extension leads is so last century, so I bought a cheap cordless drill. It's pretty amazing! Drills through masonry barely making a sound, and it's even got a light that switches on when you pull the trigger. :D
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