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Derek27
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beermonsterman wrote:
Sun Sep 05, 2021 7:47 pm
Derek27 wrote:
Wed Sep 01, 2021 9:11 pm
You know you're drinking too much when the recycle bin is near full a week before collection day. :lol:
:lol: sounds familiar especially when the bin truck empties the bin and the sound off smashing bottles wakes all the neighbours up :lol:
You get woken up twice, first when some idiot empties their waste in the middle of the night and then when the bin men call.
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Derek27 wrote:
Sun Sep 05, 2021 8:31 pm
beermonsterman wrote:
Sun Sep 05, 2021 7:47 pm
Derek27 wrote:
Wed Sep 01, 2021 9:11 pm
You know you're drinking too much when the recycle bin is near full a week before collection day. :lol:
:lol: sounds familiar especially when the bin truck empties the bin and the sound off smashing bottles wakes all the neighbours up :lol:
You get woken up twice, first when some idiot empties their waste in the middle of the night and then when the bin men call.
That's shift work for you. :-)
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Temperatures set to hit 27 tomorrow, where I am. Last chance to enjoy a bit of sunshine at the end of a truely crap summer.
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Hope you all enjoyed the last day of summer, if it's worth calling it a summer.

I'm now getting down to the boring and mundane task of figuring out why my automation thinks four goals have been scored when in reality only one was scored. Meanwhile, just 20 metres away from me, there's a man with a 10-core 20-thread desktop connected to 15 screeens with the far more exciting task of figuring out when tomorrow's thunderstorms are going to hit the region!

I bet he's already purchased extra memory capacity for his cameras and has them prepared for this epic event!
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Sky News: BJ's broken two manifesto pledges, but it doens't matter because he's pictured sitting with elderly residents of a care home painting the outside of a plastic cup. :lol:
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Crackpot must be ill - tremendous electrical storm and he's nowhere to be seen!
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Cameraman zoomed in on Kay Burley's tits. :lol:
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Derek27 wrote:
Fri Sep 10, 2021 8:34 pm
Cameraman zoomed in on Kay Burley's tits. :lol:
will need a powerful lens!
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firlandsfarm wrote:
Sat Sep 11, 2021 4:00 am
Derek27 wrote:
Fri Sep 10, 2021 8:34 pm
Cameraman zoomed in on Kay Burley's tits. :lol:
will need a powerful lens!
...and a strong stomach! Yuck!

CS
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Got my kebab early. I can either reheat and eat in the early hours or I can sell it for £200 when the kebab shops are shut. :D
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I've reached 1979. I forgot how hot Debbie Harry was in her prime. :D
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If Nicki Minaj says that the covid vaccine causes impotence I don't think anyone can argue with that. She should know. :)
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Derek27 wrote:
Sun Sep 12, 2021 6:26 am
Here's one for you Pat. :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjq0rPz ... i&index=53
Cheers Derek :lol:
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A guy in Burger King waited ten minutes for his food and then asked for his money back because he couldn't wait any longer....... Another ten minutes to process his refund. :lol:

He'd probably have got his food in another two. :lol:
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