The beer garden
Germany's got the right idea. Instead of glueing themselves to motorways and causing mass disruption to draw attention to climate change, they go on mass hunger strikes. They'll soon start eating when they realise nobody gives a fuck.
Just been down the kebab shop. On a dark lonely road, my cigarette lighter packed up. I saw a woman 20 metres in front of me smoking. I started walking a bit faster to catch up with her, but as Hubble discovered, the faster you move towards an object the faster it moves away from you.
Talking of kebab shops, 20 years ago you'd go into an empty kebab shop and the staff were pleased to see a customer. Nowadays, go into an empty kebab shop and you see 4 guys behind the counter rushing around like lunatics preparing their online orders, they barely notice you!
Talking of kebab shops, 20 years ago you'd go into an empty kebab shop and the staff were pleased to see a customer. Nowadays, go into an empty kebab shop and you see 4 guys behind the counter rushing around like lunatics preparing their online orders, they barely notice you!
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Boxing tonight i will be well twisted by 12 cant wait to see usyk put josh in his place
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Backed Usyk by TKO or Ko and had the draw so we shal see Bet angle team can we have a beer jug in the smilies section please i need it lol
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I've just come up with a new drinking game.
Every time the guy in this video says "Bump head knob" you have to down a shot
The video is only 1m40secs long so surely he cant say it that many times?!
https://youtu.be/zP2G9uAfuZI
Every time the guy in this video says "Bump head knob" you have to down a shot
The video is only 1m40secs long so surely he cant say it that many times?!
https://youtu.be/zP2G9uAfuZI
I've got a strimmer I was going to dispose of next time I'm passing the B&Q. Can't remember what the issue was, I know it sort of works, but I think I'll take another look after seeing that in case it's an issue with the bump head knob spring.Trader Pat wrote: ↑Mon Sep 27, 2021 10:02 pmI've just come up with a new drinking game.
Every time the guy in this video says "Bump head knob" you have to down a shot
The video is only 1m40secs long so surely he cant say it that many times?!
https://youtu.be/zP2G9uAfuZI
Just been down to the kebab shop. Didn't frighten the crap out of any young ladies this time, I guess they're all aware kebab shops are about to close and clear the streets. Got my kebab, just as I left the kebab shop the flipping heavens open!!
I stupidly find some shelter and stop under it, 30 seconds later I think great, I'm dripping wet but not getting any wetter, but I'm not getting any closer to home either and it might piss down for another two hours. By the time I got home I was wading through three feet of water just to cross the road to my flat!
I stupidly find some shelter and stop under it, 30 seconds later I think great, I'm dripping wet but not getting any wetter, but I'm not getting any closer to home either and it might piss down for another two hours. By the time I got home I was wading through three feet of water just to cross the road to my flat!
I've reached the year 1980.
There were some really great songs that year, but don't click on the link below unless you've got a sick bag handy!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5TVKhjEVtQ
There were some really great songs that year, but don't click on the link below unless you've got a sick bag handy!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5TVKhjEVtQ
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Derek27 wrote: ↑Fri Oct 01, 2021 6:12 amI've reached the year 1980.
There were some really great songs that year, but don't click on the link below unless you've got a sick bag handy!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5TVKhjEVtQ
The only way that could have been any creepier is if Jimmy Saville was hosting