The beer garden

[Derek27]

Prince Andrew's legal team are arguing that Virginia Giuffre is suffering from false memory. Sounds quite a desperate defence to me considering there's a photograph of them together and he has no recollection of ever meeting her.

Edit: The Daily Mirror has taken the same line.

[Derek27]

How time flies when you're enjoying yourself......or just drinking. I thought it was about two in the morning.

[Derek27]

Just realised I haven't eaten for 14 hours. I'll skip the AO for chicken madras.

[Derek27]

If there was a 'hands up, I'm a dickhead' thread on this forum, I'd be the first poster!

Run out of beer whilst cooking my chicken Madras, resorted to a bottle of white wine. Spent 5 minutes trying to remove what looked like a seal around the bottle cap. It turned out to be just a pattern around the bottle cap, which simply twists off if you turn it anti-clockwise.

[Derek27]

Am I using the wrong glass, or do you only get 3 glassfuls out of a bottle of wine?

[Crazyskier]

Am I using the wrong glass, or do you only get 3 glassfuls out of a bottle of wine?

Assuming a typical 750ml bottle, then three large at 250ml each, yes. The smaller 185ml glasses one can buy would allow 4 glasses and a dribble.

CS

[Derek27]

I was wondering when I came in after a cigarette, what that awful smell is in my living room. Quickly realised it was my plug-in air freshener.

[Derek27]

Dickhead neighbour just tried to start a conversation with me from his window, 30 metres away, at 3 in the morning! And all I could shout is what??

[Derek27]

The excessive consumption of alcohol is not appropriate in a professional workplace at any time. Steps must be taken to ensure that every Government Department has a clear and robust policy in place covering the consumption of alcohol in the workplace.

Traders only BJ.

[Derek27]

You can download the 12-page report from the Guardian.

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/202 ... et-parties

[Derek27]

If Putin is going to launch an attack on Ukraine, now would be the time to do it, while BJ's there.

[Derek27]

BJ's now outraged victims of Jimmy Savile. He can't do anything right.

[Derek27]

Every time I hear on the news words like disgrace, appalling, disgusting; I think they're talking about BJ until I realise there are other people they apply to.

[Derek27]

Just coded an IF...ELSE statement and forgot the THEN. It took me 5 minutes to figure it out!

[jamesg46]

Just coded an IF...ELSE statement and forgot the THEN. It took me 5 minutes to figure it out!

Could be worse, I’ve been trying to figure a loop out that will copy from one sheet and transpose paste to other sheets based on qty of selected range for about 2 months.

I can loop through, select the ranges and offset to where I want to select the data, get to the required sheet but can I heck get the right place to paste it.