The beer garden

[Derek27]

Today's Sunday Express headline: BORIS IS STILL A WANKER.

[Derek27]

Sorry to keep this thread at the level it is but I've just seen something I've never seen before. My cat had a piss, but instead of doing what she and most cats do, putting her bum towards the ground, she stood fully upright, tail up and sprayed the bush.

[Derek27]

This might be of interest to you Alex.

https://getvoltex.com/article9/uk?gclid ... gJU_fD_BwE

[Korattt]

Sorry to keep this thread at the level it is but I've just seen something I've never seen before. My cat had a piss, but instead of doing what she and most cats do, putting her bum towards the ground, she stood fully upright, tail up and sprayed the bush.

thought that was only what tom cats do?, marking out territory etc

[Derek27]

Sorry to keep this thread at the level it is but I've just seen something I've never seen before. My cat had a piss, but instead of doing what she and most cats do, putting her bum towards the ground, she stood fully upright, tail up and sprayed the bush.

thought that was only what tom cats do?, marking out territory etc

I never thought of that. I thought she just didn't want to get her arse wet but it was just outside the house so maybe she was just signing her name on the plot.

[Realrocknrolla]

Sorry to keep this thread at the level it is but I've just seen something I've never seen before. My cat had a piss, but instead of doing what she and most cats do, putting her bum towards the ground, she stood fully upright, tail up and sprayed the bush.

thought that was only what tom cats do?, marking out territory etc

I never thought of that. I thought she just didn't want to get her arse wet but it was just outside the house so maybe she was just signing her name on the plot.

Female cats usually spray to tell others to back off!

[Korattt]

reminds me of the time years ago of this ol’ girl I used to go out with, we’d been on the ale all day, got back to hers & went to bed.. got woken up with her clattering & stumbling about trying to squat in the wardrobe to have a slash

[Realrocknrolla]

reminds me of the time years ago of this ol’ girl I used to go out with, we’d been on the ale all day, got back to hers & went to bed.. got woken up with her clattering & stumbling about trying to squat in the wardrobe to have a slash

Brilliant

[Derek27]

The only thing a gambler needs is a suitcase and a trunk
And the only time that he's satisfied is when he's all adrunk

Bollocks!!

[Derek27]

Why do people walk down the street with broken umbrellas? Once it's turned into an upsidedown parachute it's not going to keep you dry. Just ditch it and get wet.

[Derek27]

I just found a book about the history of flat racing (fuck knows what it was doing in a school library) that's due to be returned on 08-10-82. They should have used a four-figure year.

[Derek27]

Doing a bit of a clearout. Just found my Youth Training Scheme graduation certificate.

Communications: Has shown improvement of written and oral English, telephone skills, interview techniques, letter writing and comprehension, form filling, group discussions. What bollocks! I could barely put two words together.

[Derek27]

A letter from my P.E. teacher to my parents: Unfortunately because Derrick has consistently been insolent and disobedient I must now refer the matter to a higher authority.

[Derek27]

I've found two GCE certificates. I'll keep them in the toilet in case I run out of bog roll.

[Derek27]

I'm into 1982 now. I've just been subjected to Musical Youth but I'll pop out for a fag before Renee & Renato comes on next.