The beer garden
Dry January is being challenged by the pub industry this year, they need the custom.
Right now I'm getting inundated by offers from McDonald's and Burger King for flipping plant burgers and vegan crap! If it's not good enough for the cat it's not good enough for me.
Admittedly, I did read the Windows 98 EULA in full when installing but at least I didn't save it to read before bedtime.
The two most important things I remember are that it was a breach of international law to give/sell a copy of Windows 98 to anyone living in North Korea or any country that falls within the US embargo and it's not advisable to use Windows 98 to control life-support machines and other critical equipment!