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It's beer drinker's curse, getting a can out of the fridge, putting more in at the same time, getting them mixed up and opening one of the warm cans.
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Prince Harry says he wants his father and brother back. :lol:

If I were him I'd want my brains back!
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Great final in the Darts ...
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Archangel wrote:
Tue Jan 03, 2023 9:49 pm
Great final in the Darts ...
Can't believe it was £500K to the winner. If you asked me to guess what first place was worth I would have thought £50K. Probably need a big prize fund to get a player through that hostile atmosphere. :)
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Derek27 wrote:
Mon Jan 02, 2023 12:02 am
It's beer drinker's curse, getting a can out of the fridge, putting more in at the same time, getting them mixed up and opening one of the warm cans.
i can feel a new years resolution coming on here :D
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jimibt wrote:
Wed Jan 04, 2023 11:03 am
Derek27 wrote:
Mon Jan 02, 2023 12:02 am
It's beer drinker's curse, getting a can out of the fridge, putting more in at the same time, getting them mixed up and opening one of the warm cans.
i can feel a new years resolution coming on here :D
Dry January is being challenged by the pub industry this year, they need the custom.

Right now I'm getting inundated by offers from McDonald's and Burger King for flipping plant burgers and vegan crap! If it's not good enough for the cat it's not good enough for me. :)
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Being an ambassador to the UK must be an easy job. All you do is get summoned to the foreign office, get shouted at and then kicked out. :lol:
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I told my doctor that I drink ten cans twice a week. I was expecting her to say that's still too much, but she said it's good that you're cutting down. :lol:
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It's just as well Jeremy Clarkson's not a member of this forum. You don't want a discussion with him when he's in a rush. :lol:
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What sort of idiot would press the save button on a Software Licence Agreement, to later read it at his leisure, over a glass of brandy? :lol:

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It's minus 4 celsius tonight. I can bear it for 8 minutes when I need a fag, in my acrylic jumper. But the flipping cat, in a genuine fur coat that humans are banned from wearing won't take a single step outside. :lol:
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Derek27 wrote:
Tue Jan 17, 2023 2:02 am
What sort of idiot would press the save button on a Software Licence Agreement, to later read it at his leisure, over a glass of brandy? :lol:
A desperate insomniac?
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Kai wrote:
Tue Jan 17, 2023 10:39 am
Derek27 wrote:
Tue Jan 17, 2023 2:02 am
What sort of idiot would press the save button on a Software Licence Agreement, to later read it at his leisure, over a glass of brandy? :lol:
A desperate insomniac?
Admittedly, I did read the Windows 98 EULA in full when installing but at least I didn't save it to read before bedtime. :)

The two most important things I remember are that it was a breach of international law to give/sell a copy of Windows 98 to anyone living in North Korea or any country that falls within the US embargo and it's not advisable to use Windows 98 to control life-support machines and other critical equipment!
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Tue Jan 17, 2023 4:40 pm
...and it's not advisable to use Windows 98 to control life-support machines and other critical equipment!
Yep, I think that's where the infamous "blue screen of death" got its name
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It's so sad when beautiful women can't cope with ageing.
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