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Cheers DerekDerek27 wrote: ↑Sun Sep 12, 2021 6:26 amHere's one for you Pat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjq0rPz ... i&index=53
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Vodka makes the world seem smaller and a lot more simpler or im just rat arsed as per usual
But i know one thing is true one life live it spoken like a true piss monster
But i know one thing is true one life live it spoken like a true piss monster
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Where have all the cowboys gone
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Paula Cole if anyone was wondering
Germany's got the right idea. Instead of glueing themselves to motorways and causing mass disruption to draw attention to climate change, they go on mass hunger strikes. They'll soon start eating when they realise nobody gives a fuck.
Just been down the kebab shop. On a dark lonely road, my cigarette lighter packed up. I saw a woman 20 metres in front of me smoking. I started walking a bit faster to catch up with her, but as Hubble discovered, the faster you move towards an object the faster it moves away from you.
Talking of kebab shops, 20 years ago you'd go into an empty kebab shop and the staff were pleased to see a customer. Nowadays, go into an empty kebab shop and you see 4 guys behind the counter rushing around like lunatics preparing their online orders, they barely notice you!
Talking of kebab shops, 20 years ago you'd go into an empty kebab shop and the staff were pleased to see a customer. Nowadays, go into an empty kebab shop and you see 4 guys behind the counter rushing around like lunatics preparing their online orders, they barely notice you!