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I've reached 1979. I forgot how hot Debbie Harry was in her prime. :D
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If Nicki Minaj says that the covid vaccine causes impotence I don't think anyone can argue with that. She should know. :)
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Derek27 wrote:
Sun Sep 12, 2021 6:26 am
Here's one for you Pat. :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjq0rPz ... i&index=53
Cheers Derek :lol:
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A guy in Burger King waited ten minutes for his food and then asked for his money back because he couldn't wait any longer....... Another ten minutes to process his refund. :lol:

He'd probably have got his food in another two. :lol:
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Vodka makes the world seem smaller and a lot more simpler :lol: :lol: :lol: or im just rat arsed as per usual
But i know one thing is true one life live it 8-) spoken like a true piss monster :twisted:
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Where have all the cowboys gone
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beermonsterman wrote:
Wed Sep 22, 2021 10:49 pm
Where have all the cowboys gone
Paula Cole if anyone was wondering
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I was really looking forward to a pepperoni pizza smothered in jalapenos tonight. I preheated the oven, greased my pizza tray, sliced up some mushrooms and red onions, opened my freezer only to find that I ate the last one! :x
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Fish, chips & peas with tartar sauce. Not so bad after all. :)
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Germany's got the right idea. Instead of glueing themselves to motorways and causing mass disruption to draw attention to climate change, they go on mass hunger strikes. They'll soon start eating when they realise nobody gives a fuck. :lol:
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Just been down the kebab shop. On a dark lonely road, my cigarette lighter packed up. I saw a woman 20 metres in front of me smoking. I started walking a bit faster to catch up with her, but as Hubble discovered, the faster you move towards an object the faster it moves away from you. :lol: :lol:

Talking of kebab shops, 20 years ago you'd go into an empty kebab shop and the staff were pleased to see a customer. Nowadays, go into an empty kebab shop and you see 4 guys behind the counter rushing around like lunatics preparing their online orders, they barely notice you!
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Don't rock to music whilst having a slash. :lol:
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Just as well I live on my own. Did one of those dumps that require walking through the flat to get to the shopping bag with the bog roll; we've all been there. :lol:
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