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LeTiss
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Derek sums up the life of a man!

As a teenager, we watch a music video and get excited at a 1 second glimpse of pussy
As a middle-aged man........we return to our days of being a teenager and once again get excited by a 1 second glimpse of pussy

Hold on......perhaps we never actually grow out of it, regardless of age :lol:
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Derek27
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LeTiss wrote:
Fri May 21, 2021 8:47 am
Derek sums up the life of a man!

As a teenager, we watch a music video and get excited at a 1 second glimpse of pussy
As a middle-aged man........we return to our days of being a teenager and once again get excited by a 1 second glimpse of pussy

Hold on......perhaps we never actually grow out of it, regardless of age :lol:
I was a bit shocked because I was watching the UK top 100 of 1969, the sort of stuff you'd see on Top of the Pops at 7 pm Thursday. :)
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ASDA run out of those toilet fresheners that you clip to the toilet so I bought the cheap/saver/crap/economy type, whatever you want to call it, for 20 pence. It flipping stinks! I feel as though I'm using a public toilet every time I need to use my bathroom. The only thing missing is the usual puddle of urine on the floor. :lol:
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I'm on to 1970 now and there's a flipping age-restricted video I can't watch because I can't verify my age! :x

What am I missing? :lol:
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I bought a Black & Decker electric drill when I was 20. Used it for my entire adult life and it still works, but having to plug it in and piss about with extension leads is so last century, so I bought a cheap cordless drill. It's pretty amazing! Drills through masonry barely making a sound, and it's even got a light that switches on when you pull the trigger. :D
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Derek27 wrote:
Mon May 24, 2021 1:16 am
The only thing missing is the usual puddle of urine on the floor. :lol:
It only takes one person to mess up and then there's a knock on effect where each next person stands further away and makes a bigger mess. It's a bit like entering a trade at Cheltenham and the prices pushes 1 tick against you without retracing, the momemtum starts to pick up as more people start to mess up
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Derek27 wrote:
Mon May 24, 2021 1:16 am
ASDA run out of those toilet fresheners that you clip to the toilet so I bought the cheap/saver/crap/economy type, whatever you want to call it, for 20 pence. It flipping stinks! I feel as though I'm using a public toilet every time I need to use my bathroom. The only thing missing is the usual puddle of urine on the floor. :lol:
I went up a level on that few years back and never looked back! 😂😂😂

Toilet Night Light 2Pack by Ailun Motion Activated LED Light 8 Colors Changing Toilet Bowl Nightlight for Bathroom Battery Not Included Perfect Decorating Combination Along with Water Faucet Light https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B06XR9YC24/ ... 7M5JWXZ88T
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When I heard on the news somebody in Singapore is facing charges for sending death threats to a Premiership footballer, I mistakenly took it as receiving the death penalty for sending threats. :lol:

Wouldn't surprise me in Singapore though. :lol:
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Derek27 wrote:
Mon May 31, 2021 1:32 am
I bought a Black & Decker electric drill when I was 20. Used it for my entire adult life and it still works, but having to plug it in and piss about with extension leads is so last century, so I bought a cheap cordless drill. It's pretty amazing! Drills through masonry barely making a sound, and it's even got a light that switches on when you pull the trigger. :D
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LeTiss wrote:
Fri May 21, 2021 8:47 am
Derek sums up the life of a man!

As a teenager, we watch a music video and get excited at a 1 second glimpse of pussy
As a middle-aged man........we return to our days of being a teenager and once again get excited by a 1 second glimpse of pussy

Hold on......perhaps we never actually grow out of it, regardless of age :lol:
I'm still drooling at the Robin Thicke video with Emily raja-whatsherface. --->> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwT6DZCQi9k

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Crazyskier wrote:
Wed Jun 02, 2021 4:13 pm
LeTiss wrote:
Fri May 21, 2021 8:47 am
Derek sums up the life of a man!

As a teenager, we watch a music video and get excited at a 1 second glimpse of pussy
As a middle-aged man........we return to our days of being a teenager and once again get excited by a 1 second glimpse of pussy

Hold on......perhaps we never actually grow out of it, regardless of age :lol:
I'm still drooling at the Robin Thicke video with Emily raja-whatsherface. --->> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwT6DZCQi9k

CS
How do you verify your age to watch that video? I'm not giving them a flipping credit card number!
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Derek27 wrote:
Wed Jun 02, 2021 4:42 pm
Crazyskier wrote:
Wed Jun 02, 2021 4:13 pm
LeTiss wrote:
Fri May 21, 2021 8:47 am
Derek sums up the life of a man!

As a teenager, we watch a music video and get excited at a 1 second glimpse of pussy
As a middle-aged man........we return to our days of being a teenager and once again get excited by a 1 second glimpse of pussy

Hold on......perhaps we never actually grow out of it, regardless of age :lol:
I'm still drooling at the Robin Thicke video with Emily raja-whatsherface. --->> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwT6DZCQi9k

CS
How do you verify your age to watch that video? I'm not giving them a flipping credit card number!
Just log in on your Google account as usual? I've never been asked to verify my age by Youtube?

There is a message stating: This video may be inappropriate for some users. Then below it a button stating ''I UNDERSTAND AND WISH TO PROCEED'


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Crazyskier wrote:
Thu Jun 03, 2021 7:22 pm
Derek27 wrote:
Wed Jun 02, 2021 4:42 pm
Crazyskier wrote:
Wed Jun 02, 2021 4:13 pm


I'm still drooling at the Robin Thicke video with Emily raja-whatsherface. --->> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwT6DZCQi9k

CS
How do you verify your age to watch that video? I'm not giving them a flipping credit card number!
Just log in on your Google account as usual? I've never been asked to verify my age by Youtube?

There is a message stating: This video may be inappropriate for some users. Then below it a button stating ''I UNDERSTAND AND WISH TO PROCEED'


CS
I'm logged in to Google and this is all I get.
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Shame, I was really looking forward to seeing that video again, I like the brunette. But I'm not so sad that I'd give my credit card number or submit photo ID and wait 3 days just to see it again. :lol:
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Crazyskier
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Derek27 wrote:
Thu Jun 03, 2021 10:20 pm
Crazyskier wrote:
Thu Jun 03, 2021 7:22 pm
Derek27 wrote:
Wed Jun 02, 2021 4:42 pm

How do you verify your age to watch that video? I'm not giving them a flipping credit card number!
Just log in on your Google account as usual? I've never been asked to verify my age by Youtube?

There is a message stating: This video may be inappropriate for some users. Then below it a button stating ''I UNDERSTAND AND WISH TO PROCEED'


CS
I'm logged in to Google and this is all I get.
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Shame, I was really looking forward to seeing that video again, I like the brunette. But I'm not so sad that I'd give my credit card number or submit photo ID and wait 3 days just to see it again. :lol:
Hmmm. Could it be your viewing habits that have led Google to conclude that you're an adolescent, Derek? 🤣

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Crazyskier wrote:
Thu Jun 03, 2021 11:30 pm
Hmmm. Could it be your viewing habits that have led Google to conclude that you're an adolescent, Derek? 🤣

CS

:lol:

I got the same thing and I haven't watched porn since I was a teenager!
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