The beer garden

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Derek27 wrote:
Mon Mar 29, 2021 9:09 pm
The Silk Run wrote:
Mon Mar 29, 2021 8:25 pm
Derek27 wrote:
Mon Mar 29, 2021 7:57 pm

Seen it, let's see you make it. :)
You set me a challenge their Dex, i'm going to make one, alcohol free. But the straw will be useful ;)
Happy Easter
I don't think I've ever had Baily's, don't even know what it is. But a drop of brandy goes well with almost anything, including ice cream. :)
I've had a bailys. Pretty damn sweet. Not my thing. Prefer proper Guiness. (Hard to find where I am). Or a nice claret or chablis. Gin, Whisky, Zubrowka Vodka (although I get the impression thats probably now made in Warrington or Fife). Bailys reminds me of Babycham tbh.
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Derek27
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Forget the Baily's. Ice cream, chocolate, mint, hazelnut fragments and a good dose of brandy will do the trick. :D
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Derek27
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I've hoovered my floors for a couple of minutes. Headphones on - hoover off! :lol:
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You won't often hear this in the beer garden but two weeks worth of housework completed in one night. :D
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Bought some new A-Front trunks, they got two grossly overlapping flaps, making it a struggle to get your dick out. Great if you go out in public in your underpants and are worried about it popping out. Not so good if you're bursting to relieve yourself and have to fumble to find your dick!
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Derek27 wrote:
Thu Apr 01, 2021 12:03 am
Bought some new A-Front trunks, they got two grossly overlapping flaps, making it a struggle to get your dick out. Great if you go out in public in your underpants and are worried about it popping out. Not so good if you're bursting to relieve yourself and have to fumble to find your dick!
maybe they should include a free magnifying glass!! :D :mrgreen:
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Derek27
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jimibt wrote:
Thu Apr 01, 2021 12:10 am
Derek27 wrote:
Thu Apr 01, 2021 12:03 am
Bought some new A-Front trunks, they got two grossly overlapping flaps, making it a struggle to get your dick out. Great if you go out in public in your underpants and are worried about it popping out. Not so good if you're bursting to relieve yourself and have to fumble to find your dick!
maybe they should include a free magnifying glass!! :D :mrgreen:
It's not the size of my dick that's the issue, it's just gaining access to it. :)
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Derek27
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Still struggling to find my dick. :lol:
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Kai
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Derek27 wrote:
Thu Apr 01, 2021 7:43 am
Still struggling to find my dick. :lol:
Where is the last place you left it? Have you checked there?
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Derek27 wrote:
Thu Apr 01, 2021 12:03 am
Bought some new A-Front trunks, they got two grossly overlapping flaps, making it a struggle to get your dick out. Great if you go out in public in your underpants and are worried about it popping out. Not so good if you're bursting to relieve yourself and have to fumble to find your dick!

Shame the exchange isn't as outage proof as Derek's trunks!
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Tesco have Paulaner on offer 3 for a fiver 500ml. Don't bother if you live in Stafford as I took them all off the shelf and the box from the back of the store. They'll be a riot van outside mine tonight, only joking I'm not 18 anymore.
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invisiblelayer wrote:
Thu Apr 01, 2021 4:56 pm
Tesco have Paulaner on offer 3 for a fiver 500ml. Don't bother if you live in Stafford as I took them all off the shelf and the box from the back of the store. They'll be a riot van outside mine tonight, only joking I'm not 18 anymore.
I wrote that when I was excited as had so many judges tell me it's great so grabbed a load when it was finally on the shelf. Turns out it's pretty meh and dry to me. Kill me now
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Derek27
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I forgot to mention when I was in ASDA, 2 x 15 packs of Kronenburg for £20. :D
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I think I'd rather wear a chastity belt with an 8-digit combination lock than these pants, but I guess forumites are getting sick of hearing about it so this will be my last rant. I just wish I didn't buy six pairs. :lol:
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Garden apt

Some People pay money for a Bill and Ben Cap
for little weed

DATA of football maybe more important

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