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Kai wrote:
Sun May 23, 2021 7:39 pm
Derek27 wrote:
Sun May 23, 2021 7:37 pm
Are you going to sing it?
I'm glad you asked Derek! No.

Because I was hoping you or Minnie would, and then we just need a beat and we're ready for Eurovision 2022.
I'm behaving myself this evening :lol:
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wearthefoxhat wrote:
Sun May 23, 2021 9:51 pm
I'll give it a try.

The click of a button gives me a sense of hope,
an entry pre-race, not too big to cope,
confidence builds to take on all-comers,
oh shite, got caught up in a trade with the mad bombers.

One more deposit it should be fine,
shall I make it, six, no let's go for nine,
nothing can stop me, I'll be back on course,
what's this? an email from betfair, my funds from which source?

Ok they accepted my BS, I think it's all passed,
Lets do inplay, bet angel's quite fast,
no software like it, not bad for an old codger,
beats that jet thing from dodgy ol' bodger.

I throw in a trade on the footy, the market is unders or over,
won't be long, until I'm in clover,
all things being equal, jeeze, they keep hitting the bar,
cmon man, now I've got to contend with blinking VAR.

Oh well, another bank is blown,
all my hopes and dreams, and fresh doubts are sown,
each way I turn, I end up on my ass,
wait, there's hope, it's Peters' masterclass.
Excellent! When I read the first line I was singing it to the tune of Roland Keating: The smile on your face lets me know that you need me, but the rest didn't fit. :lol:
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Kai
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Derek27 wrote:
Sun May 23, 2021 11:08 pm
wearthefoxhat wrote:
Sun May 23, 2021 9:51 pm
I'll give it a try.

The click of a button gives me a sense of hope,
an entry pre-race, not too big to cope,
confidence builds to take on all-comers,
oh shite, got caught up in a trade with the mad bombers.

One more deposit it should be fine,
shall I make it, six, no let's go for nine,
nothing can stop me, I'll be back on course,
what's this? an email from betfair, my funds from which source?

Ok they accepted my BS, I think it's all passed,
Lets do inplay, bet angel's quite fast,
no software like it, not bad for an old codger,
beats that jet thing from dodgy ol' bodger.

I throw in a trade on the footy, the market is unders or over,
won't be long, until I'm in clover,
all things being equal, jeeze, they keep hitting the bar,
cmon man, now I've got to contend with blinking VAR.

Oh well, another bank is blown,
all my hopes and dreams, and fresh doubts are sown,
each way I turn, I end up on my ass,
wait, there's hope, it's Peters' masterclass.
Excellent! When I read the first line I was singing it to the tune of Roland Keating: The smile on your face lets me know that you need me, but the rest didn't fit. :lol:
OK I'm not even gonna ask who the hell is Roland Keating.

But I actually read it in the voice of Eminem and it was quite good, like a freestyle rap :D Maybe Brits should try in the voice of Stormzy? :)
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Kai wrote:
Mon May 24, 2021 1:03 am
OK I'm not even gonna ask who the hell is Roland Keating.
I'm not a great fan of Roland Keating and you've probably got different tastes in music, but this was brilliant to my ears. :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IobNcpiwpSc

Don't blame you for not asking after you googled my Matt Handjob gag. :lol:
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Derek27 wrote:
Mon May 24, 2021 1:08 am
Kai wrote:
Mon May 24, 2021 1:03 am
OK I'm not even gonna ask who the hell is Roland Keating.
I'm not a great fan of Roland Keating and you've probably got different tastes in music, but this was brilliant to my ears. :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IobNcpiwpSc

Don't blame you for not asking after googling Matt Handjob gag. :lol:
You're so terrible with names :lol:

I flippin' Googled Roland Keating because I thought RONAN Keating had a brother or something :x
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:lol: Unless I see something in print, I just spell it how (I think) I've heard it. :lol:
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Kai wrote:
Sun May 23, 2021 7:39 pm
Derek27 wrote:
Sun May 23, 2021 7:37 pm
Are you going to sing it?
I'm glad you asked Derek! No.

Because I was hoping you or Minnie would, and then we just need a beat and we're ready for Eurovision 2022.

ef’ e me a ^comfort zoooone...., was trade 🎶!!!—
——-eil lay it !

ef’ e me a ^perfect traaaaade ....., was dream 🎵!!!
—— me marry it !!

ef’ e me a ^learning cuuuuuurve...was a domino🎶
——eil jerk it !!

ef’ e me a ^ liiiiive...... in a Godly dream🎵!!
——- me a nightmare!!

ef’ e me a ^ knoooow ... wat I know now🎵!!
——- me back my self!!!

ef e me a ^ driiiive ...... in a fast lane 🎶!!!
—— me reverse at a crossover point !!

ef e me a ^ knoooow ... wat I don’t know 🎵!!
.... Dun know Kruger !!!

.............
.............
.............
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decomez6 wrote:
Mon May 24, 2021 9:01 am
Kai wrote:
Sun May 23, 2021 7:39 pm
Derek27 wrote:
Sun May 23, 2021 7:37 pm
Are you going to sing it?
I'm glad you asked Derek! No.

Because I was hoping you or Minnie would, and then we just need a beat and we're ready for Eurovision 2022.

ef’ e me a ^comfort zoooone...., was trade 🎶!!!—
——-eil lay it !

ef’ e me a ^perfect traaaaade ....., was dream 🎵!!!
—— me marry it !!

ef’ e me a ^learning cuuuuuurve...was a domino🎶
——eil jerk it !!

ef’ e me a ^ liiiiive...... in a Godly dream🎵!!
——- me a nightmare!!

ef’ e me a ^ knoooow ... wat I know now🎵!!
——- me back my self!!!

ef e me a ^ driiiive ...... in a fast lane 🎶!!!
—— me reverse at a crossover point !!

ef e me a ^ knoooow ... wat I don’t know 🎵!!
.... Dun know Kruger !!!

.............
.............
.............
Catchy tune! 🎵 🎶
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decomez6
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Kai wrote:
Mon May 24, 2021 12:09 pm
decomez6 wrote:
Mon May 24, 2021 9:01 am
Kai wrote:
Sun May 23, 2021 7:39 pm
Catchy tune! 🎵 🎶

ef ‘e m a liiiiiike...... d’ trend 🎶!!
—— me climb it !!

ef’e m a knoooow ......me kild ‘t 🎵!
—- we’ s me 🏆rophy at!!!

:D ✨👍🏼

When simple things are done to perfection , they tend to attract more interest £££$$
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decomez6 wrote:
Mon May 24, 2021 12:30 pm
Kai wrote:
Mon May 24, 2021 12:09 pm
decomez6 wrote:
Mon May 24, 2021 9:01 am

Catchy tune! 🎵 🎶

ef ‘e m a liiiiiike...... d’ trend 🎶!!
—— me climb it !!

ef’e m a knoooow ......me kild ‘t 🎵!
—- we’ s me 🏆rophy at!!!

:D ✨👍🏼

When simple things are done to perfection , they tend to attract more interest £££$$
Your post have suddenly lurched into a dialect I don't recognise. I'm feeling I need a glossary, as per Clockwork Orange. I'm sure there's merit in your posts. But i'm on the outside looking in and feeling like a pillock.
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greenmark wrote:
Mon May 24, 2021 5:20 pm
decomez6 wrote:
Mon May 24, 2021 12:30 pm
Kai wrote:
Mon May 24, 2021 12:09 pm


Catchy tune! 🎵 🎶

ef ‘e m a liiiiiike...... d’ trend 🎶!!
—— me climb it !!

ef’e m a knoooow ......me kild ‘t 🎵!
—- we’ s me 🏆rophy at!!!

:D ✨👍🏼

When simple things are done to perfection , they tend to attract more interest £££$$
Your post have suddenly lurched into a dialect I don't recognise. I'm feeling I need a glossary, as per Clockwork Orange. I'm sure there's merit in your posts. But i'm on the outside looking in and feeling like a pillock.
:) The glossary is n the simplicity. It’s a made up dialect, the trick is to take the little that makes sense and create meaning to it.
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decomez6
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greenmark wrote:
Mon May 24, 2021 5:20 pm
decomez6 wrote:
Mon May 24, 2021 12:30 pm
Kai wrote:
Mon May 24, 2021 12:09 pm
I'm feeling I need a glossary, as per Clockwork Orange. I'm sure there's merit in your posts.
E.g this verse,

ef e me a ^ knoooow ... wat I don’t know 🎵!!
.... Dun know Kruger !!!


Translation.

ef e me a ^ knoooow. : say you and I know

wat I don’t know: What I don’t know

Dun know Kruger: We are clueless on
Dunning Krueger effect

Or
May be I am just chatting rubbish :)
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decomez6 wrote:
Mon May 24, 2021 8:08 pm
greenmark wrote:
Mon May 24, 2021 5:20 pm
decomez6 wrote:
Mon May 24, 2021 12:30 pm



ef ‘e m a liiiiiike...... d’ trend 🎶!!
—— me climb it !!

ef’e m a knoooow ......me kild ‘t 🎵!
—- we’ s me 🏆rophy at!!!

:D ✨👍🏼

When simple things are done to perfection , they tend to attract more interest £££$$
Your post have suddenly lurched into a dialect I don't recognise. I'm feeling I need a glossary, as per Clockwork Orange. I'm sure there's merit in your posts. But i'm on the outside looking in and feeling like a pillock.
:) The glossary is n the simplicity. It’s a made up dialect, the trick is to take the little that makes sense and create meaning to it.
So no hints? I could speculate but perhaps you're right. Read what you like into what someone says. The result could be greater than the sum of the parts. But feel free to PM me and dismantle your poetry. Cheers! :-)
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