Where are all the jokes?

[Derek27]

My mate is in trouble...he told his wife he was going out to get some thread but actually has gone to the pub...she will kill him

Gone but not for cotton

That is a terrible joke.

Is this any better Derek?

I accidentally drank a bottle of invisible ink...
I'm currently in casualty waiting to be seen !

Yes, I found that one moderately amusing. But any more of the thread/cotton jokes and the moderators will be moving them to the bad jokes thread.

[paspuggie48]

That is a terrible joke.

Is this any better Derek?

I accidentally drank a bottle of invisible ink...
I'm currently in casualty waiting to be seen !

Yes, I found that one moderately amusing. But any more of the thread/cotton jokes and the moderators will be moving them to the bad jokes thread.

They're all in bed

[paspuggie48]

I once went on a drinking session with Thor...
We got hammered !

[sniffer66]

Why did the Mexican throw his wife off a cliff ?

Tequila !

[sniffer66]

What's the worlds fastest cake ?

Scone

(If you pronounce it correctly )

[ANGELS15]

One day a man is having intestinal problems and has been frequently farting. He decides to pop down to his local walk in nhs centre. As he's walking to it he occasionally farts. He arrives at the centre. When it's his turn to see the doctor, he goes through into the surgery and the doctor asks 'whats the problem?' The man says 'doctor I can't stop farting' letting out a thunderous fart as he does so.

The doctor grabs a small pole with a little hook on the end. The man shouts out 'what are you going to do with that?' 'Open the window' says the doctor 'it stinks in here!'.

[paspuggie48]

Mind Controlled Air Freshener…

Makes Scents If you think about it….

[paspuggie48]

WIFE: I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear.

HUSBAND: Kitchen, Living room, Bathroom.

[firlandsfarm]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FEbFLsA59M

[wearthefoxhat]

I had a go at ‘blindfold archery’ this week. If you haven’t tried it, you don’t know what you’re missing.

[Euler]

#topicaljoke

[dt888]

I had a go at ‘blindfold archery’ this week. If you haven’t tried it, you don’t know what you’re missing.

Very good!

Did you know Craig David is part of the GB Olympic Archery Management team. He's the bow selector

[Trader Pat]

Two silk worms racing at the Olympics, it ended in a tie

[sniffer66]

I had a go at ‘blindfold archery’ this week. If you haven’t tried it, you don’t know what you’re missing.

I went to a blindfold Bukakke competition the week after.

I have no idea where I came.

[sniffer66]

I had a go at ‘blindfold archery’ this week. If you haven’t tried it, you don’t know what you’re missing.

Very good!

Did you know Craig David is part of the GB Olympic Archery Management team. He's the bow selector