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paspuggie48
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wearthefoxhat wrote:
Sun Sep 12, 2021 2:41 pm
I went to a fancy dress party last night as a caterpillar. Heaven knows what time I crawled back home.
:lol: :D 8-)
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Derek27
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paspuggie48 wrote:
Sun Sep 12, 2021 6:45 pm
wearthefoxhat wrote:
Sun Sep 12, 2021 2:41 pm
I went to a fancy dress party last night as a caterpillar. Heaven knows what time I crawled back home.
:lol: :D 8-)
Are you laughing at how funny the joke is or how bad? :)
paspuggie48
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Derek27 wrote:
Sun Sep 12, 2021 7:06 pm
paspuggie48 wrote:
Sun Sep 12, 2021 6:45 pm
wearthefoxhat wrote:
Sun Sep 12, 2021 2:41 pm
I went to a fancy dress party last night as a caterpillar. Heaven knows what time I crawled back home.
:lol: :D 8-)
Are you laughing at how funny the joke is or how bad? :)
Oh the joke, it tickled me for sure !
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two parrots are sitting on a perch, one says to the other "can you smell fish?"
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There's a tennis player called Bye. Absolutely useless, losses every match.
paspuggie48
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I was pulled over by a cop.

He looked at my license and said "you're supposed to be wearing glasses".

I said, "I have contacts".

He said, "I don't care who you know..."
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Went to buy some vanish to help with my washing. It had all gone.
sniffer66
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I was struggling for a fancy dress costume for last nights party so I went just in my Y Fronts

The host asked me what I'd come as. I replied, "premature ejaculation"

"Premature ejaculation ??"

"Yeah, I just came in my pants"
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Derek27
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sniffer66 wrote:
Fri Sep 17, 2021 3:46 pm
I was struggling for a fancy dress costume for last nights party so I went just in my Y Fronts

The host asked me what I'd come as. I replied, "premature ejaculation"

"Premature ejaculation ??"

"Yeah, I just came in my pants"
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I recently entered the Weather Pun competition and beat the raining champion !!
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