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ANGELS15
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3 guys are about to be executed by firing squad. The squad leader says to the first guy 'have you got a final wish?' the guy says yes i'd like a good fuck before I die. So they bring in a local hooker and put her and the guy in a room. An hour later the guy comes out with a smile on his face and they shoot him. They ask the next guy what his final wish is. 'I'd like a bottle of scotch please'. so they get him some scotch, he swigs the bottle down and they shoot him. They ask the third guy and he says 'I'm really very easy to please I'd just like a fag'. The squad leader says 'we've not had any fag deliveries for ages but you can wear my nicotine patch if you like?'
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ANGELS15 wrote:
Fri Sep 24, 2021 2:02 pm
3 guys are about to be executed by firing squad. The squad leader says to the first guy 'have you got a final wish?' the guy says yes i'd like a good fuck before I die. So they bring in a local hooker and put her and the guy in a room. An hour later the guy comes out with a smile on his face and they shoot him. They ask the next guy what his final wish is. 'I'd like a bottle of scotch please'. so they get him some scotch, he swigs the bottle down and they shoot him. They ask the third guy and he says 'I'm really very easy to please I'd just like a fag'. The squad leader says 'we've not had any fag deliveries for ages but you can wear my nicotine patch if you like?'
A PC adaption of the old Englishman, Scotsman and Irishman joke. ;)
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Derek27 wrote:
Fri Sep 24, 2021 2:09 pm
ANGELS15 wrote:
Fri Sep 24, 2021 2:02 pm
3 guys are about to be executed by firing squad. The squad leader says to the first guy 'have you got a final wish?' the guy says yes i'd like a good fuck before I die. So they bring in a local hooker and put her and the guy in a room. An hour later the guy comes out with a smile on his face and they shoot him. They ask the next guy what his final wish is. 'I'd like a bottle of scotch please'. so they get him some scotch, he swigs the bottle down and they shoot him. They ask the third guy and he says 'I'm really very easy to please I'd just like a fag'. The squad leader says 'we've not had any fag deliveries for ages but you can wear my nicotine patch if you like?'
A PC adaption of the old Englishman, Scotsman and Irishman joke. ;)
Argh you rumbled me! :oops:
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ANGELS15 wrote:
Fri Sep 24, 2021 3:32 pm
Derek27 wrote:
Fri Sep 24, 2021 2:09 pm
ANGELS15 wrote:
Fri Sep 24, 2021 2:02 pm
3 guys are about to be executed by firing squad. The squad leader says to the first guy 'have you got a final wish?' the guy says yes i'd like a good fuck before I die. So they bring in a local hooker and put her and the guy in a room. An hour later the guy comes out with a smile on his face and they shoot him. They ask the next guy what his final wish is. 'I'd like a bottle of scotch please'. so they get him some scotch, he swigs the bottle down and they shoot him. They ask the third guy and he says 'I'm really very easy to please I'd just like a fag'. The squad leader says 'we've not had any fag deliveries for ages but you can wear my nicotine patch if you like?'
A PC adaption of the old Englishman, Scotsman and Irishman joke. ;)
Argh you rumbled me! :oops:
...the joke should end with the third guy being given the cigarette requested, then asking for a light? "No", BANG!! :lol:
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I ordered a bunch of German food on the internet for our upcoming Oktoberfest celebration.

The sauerkraut just arrived but the wurst is yet to come.
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Someone figured out my password.

Now I have to rename my dog !!!
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Chicago Town does a nice frozen pizza made of uncooked dough, designed to mimic a takeaway pizza. The box even says CARRY FLAT.

Today I saw some tit walking out of ASDA and he was actually carrying his pizza flat. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Local news reporting.....

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wearthefoxhat wrote:
Sat Sep 25, 2021 10:24 pm
Local news reporting.....


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:lol: :lol: How ironic. Reminds me of my old boss called Leggit. Her husband was a police officer!
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