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paspuggie48
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wearthefoxhat wrote:
Mon Oct 18, 2021 5:50 pm
One of my pals is an Archaeologist. He recently told me that his life is in ruins.
:D :lol: :)
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I think my wife is putting glue on my antique weapons collection.

She denies it, but I’m sticking to my guns…!
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we've all bin there!! :D

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jimibt wrote:
Tue Oct 19, 2021 10:25 pm
we've all bin there!! :D


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paspuggie48
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I had a job interview yesterday and the interviewer asked me if I could perform under pressure.

I said, " No, but I can definitely sing Bohemian Rhapsody "
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I just watched a great documentary on Cocaine.

I think I’m going to watch all my documentaries this way now.
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Realrocknrolla wrote:
Thu Oct 21, 2021 10:18 am
I just watched a great documentary on Cocaine.

I think I’m going to watch all my documentaries this way now.
Should have posted that one in the "Stuff to watch" thread, to gauge a reaction or two ;)
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Kai wrote:
Thu Oct 21, 2021 3:43 pm
Realrocknrolla wrote:
Thu Oct 21, 2021 10:18 am
I just watched a great documentary on Cocaine.

I think I’m going to watch all my documentaries this way now.
Should have posted that one in the "Stuff to watch" thread, to gauge a reaction or two ;)
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paspuggie48
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How do you help your female sibling?

A sister !
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The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick.

She still isn't talking to me...!!
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I mean, really???? :lol: :D
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paspuggie48 wrote:
Sun Oct 24, 2021 9:43 am
I mean, really???? :lol: :D
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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General Custer and his men are in a fierce battle with the Sioux. Many of the men have been killed while all of the survivors have arrows in various limbs. General Custer however doesn't have a mark on him. One of the officers shouts 'General how have you managed to avoid getting shot with an arrow?' Custer replies 'What after-shave do you use?' The man says 'Brut'. Custer says 'I use Aramis'.
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Damn, posted it in the wrong thread
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