Shoot your joke writer! LOL
Where are all the jokes?
- wearthefoxhat
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I woke up this morning with a strong sense of déjà vu. That's never happened to me before.
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Not a joke but more a funny mis-quote I heard the other day..... Someone thought the well known saying was "horses fuck horses". I'd never realised it sounded like that, but now I always will.
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I dropped a box of Kleenex on my foot this morning, and I'm now suffering with soft tissue damage.
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I’ve just bought a boomerang from a poltergeist. I reckon that will come back to haunt me.
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A hurricane is forecast tomorrow. But don’t worry, it will blow over.
I'm always surprised and delighted how many people, this time every year, visit my website to appreciate the sheer quality of my owl.
www.superb.owl.com
www.superb.owl.com
Good grief! I've only just got that. Where's the number for the care home?sniffer66 wrote: ↑Sat Feb 12, 2022 8:54 amI'm always surprised and delighted how many people, this time every year, visit my website to appreciate the sheer quality of my owl.
www.superb.owl.com