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bennyboy351
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Euler wrote:
Tue Jan 18, 2022 8:01 pm
I think I’ve been making Motown puns for about three years, four tops...
Shoot your joke writer! LOL
Galilee66
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Bennyboy, If you need the difference explained . . .

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wearthefoxhat
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I woke up this morning with a strong sense of déjà vu. That's never happened to me before.
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ShaunWhite
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Not a joke but more a funny mis-quote I heard the other day..... Someone thought the well known saying was "horses fuck horses". I'd never realised it sounded like that, but now I always will.
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I heard Biden and Putin are going to start work on building a bridge. Surely they're a bit old for that!
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Derek27
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BJ says he welcomes a police investigation to get to the bottom of his criminal activities. :lol: :lol: :lol: Tell us another one Boris.
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The German's have offered Ukraine 5000 helmets.

The Mayor of Kyiv asked, what are they going to offer next, pillows? :lol:
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wearthefoxhat
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I dropped a box of Kleenex on my foot this morning, and I'm now suffering with soft tissue damage.
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wearthefoxhat
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I’ve just bought a boomerang from a poltergeist. I reckon that will come back to haunt me.
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A hurricane is forecast tomorrow. But don’t worry, it will blow over.
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Derek27
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I've been offered and accepted the job, as the Prime Minister's chief adviser, but you won't hear about it on the news because I immediately handed in my resignation. :D
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I'm always surprised and delighted how many people, this time every year, visit my website to appreciate the sheer quality of my owl.

www.superb.owl.com
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Euler
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My wife just phoned me to say that 3 girls in her office have received flowers and they are absolutely gorgeous. I said, "Thats probably why."
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sniffer66 wrote:
Sat Feb 12, 2022 8:54 am
I'm always surprised and delighted how many people, this time every year, visit my website to appreciate the sheer quality of my owl.

www.superb.owl.com
Good grief! I've only just got that. Where's the number for the care home? :-)
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