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wearthefoxhat wrote:
Mon Jun 27, 2022 11:53 am
My first alcoholics anonymous meeting last night was rather depressing. I left with very sobering thoughts.
Surely that's good! :?
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What does "idk" stand for? I've asked lots of people but nobody seems to know.
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wearthefoxhat wrote:
Mon Jun 27, 2022 11:53 am
My first alcoholics anonymous meeting last night was rather depressing. I left with very sobering thoughts.
I was gonna try and crack this joke but it's difficult to do in words. :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1iEBpbUEnk
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Two Conservative MPs have written to the PM saying there's a serious risk of damage to the government's reputation. They also said there's a risk of war breaking out in Ukraine. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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wearthefoxhat wrote:
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I'd like to be an interesting person but people of interest keep getting arrested.
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I feel sorry for all the staff who work in Greggs in this weather; they must be baking in there.
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Wikipedia on Charles Bronson: On remand in Woodhill, he took a civilian librarian hostage, and demanded an inflatable doll, a helicopter, and a cup of tea from police negotiators. He released the hostage after being disgusted when the man broke wind in front of him. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Hepburn wrote:
Fri Jul 15, 2022 6:32 pm
When people are sad I let them colour in my tattoos. Sometimes all they need is a shoulder to crayon. :D
:D :D
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A note came through the front door today. It said, “If you're an alcoholic, ring this number.” I rang it. It was the off licence.
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wearthefoxhat wrote:
Mon Jul 18, 2022 2:20 pm
A note came through the front door today. It said, “If you're an alcoholic, ring this number.” I rang it. It was the off licence.
:lol: :lol:
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sniffer66 wrote:
Fri Jul 15, 2022 9:10 pm
Hepburn wrote:
Fri Jul 15, 2022 6:32 pm
When people are sad I let them colour in my tattoos. Sometimes all they need is a shoulder to crayon. :D
:D :D
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