The only cow in a small town in Poland stopped giving milk.
The people did some research and found that they could buy a cow from Moscow for 2,000 rubles, or one from Minsk for 1,000 rubles. Being frugal, they bought the cow from Minsk. The cow was wonderful.
It produced lots of milk all the time, and the people were amazed and very happy. They decided to acquire a bull to mate with the cow and produce more cows like it. Then they would never have to worry about the milk supply again. They bought a bull and put it in the pasture with their beloved cow. However, whenever the bull came close to the cow, the cow would move away. No matter what approach the bull tried, the cow would move away from the bull and he could not succeed in his quest.
The people were very upset and decided to ask their wise rabbi, what to do.
They told the rabbi what was happening. “Whenever the bull approaches our cow, she moves away. If he approaches from the back, she moves forward. When he approaches her from the front, she backs off. An approach from the side and she just walks away to the other side.”
The rabbi thought about this for a minute and asked, “Did you buy this cow from Minsk?”
The people were dumbfounded, since they had never mentioned where they had gotten the cow.
“You are truly a wise rabbi,” they said. “How did you know we got the cow from Minsk?”
The rabbi answered sadly, “My wife is from Minsk.
Where are all the jokes?
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I've recently started an exaggerations club. We’ve already got a million members.
A man is on a street corner in Moscow yelling “The president is an idiot, the president is an idiot“. Police surround him and handcuff him. They say “it is illegal to insult President Putin”
He says “You don’t understand I mean the Ukrainian president, Zelensky, he is the one I was insulting“.
The police captain says “you can’t fool us, everyone knows who the idiot is”.
He says “You don’t understand I mean the Ukrainian president, Zelensky, he is the one I was insulting“.
The police captain says “you can’t fool us, everyone knows who the idiot is”.
A priest, a pastor, and a rabbit walked into a clinic to donate blood. The doctor says to the rabbit: "What's your blood type?"
"I'm probably a Type O", the rabbit replied with great sadness.
"I'm probably a Type O", the rabbit replied with great sadness.
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Anyone what to see my list of Bugs Bunny jokes...
I will send in a WhatsApp doc!
I will send in a WhatsApp doc!
7.4 For the purpose of calculating Transaction Charges, an “hour” means a continuous period of 60 minutes based on the standard 24-hour clock system. Each new ‘hour’ will start at on the hour (e.g. 10:00:00) and finish at 59 minutes and 59 seconds past that hour (e.g.10.59:59).
Place all your bets between 10:59:59 and 11:00:00.
Place all your bets between 10:59:59 and 11:00:00.