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ANGELS15 wrote:
Thu Dec 29, 2022 8:36 pm
Derek27 wrote:
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goldfinch77 wrote:
Sun Dec 25, 2022 4:52 pm
The UN joke, brilliant,took me awhile though
Well done, I still haven't got it. :)
+1 :?
Try saying it out loud as fast as you can!
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A lorry load of snooker equipment has overturned on the M4 near Bristol, and there are queues in all directions.
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Prince Harry says he had no intention to harm his father or brother by calling them liars, racist and in bed with the devil. :lol: :lol:
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During wwii a lookout on an axis warship shouted 'it's a mine!' The captain shouted back 'you can have it then!'.
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It's that time of year when I'm always pleasantly surprised how many people log on to my website to check out the sheer quality of my owl.

www.superb.owl.com
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sniffer66 wrote:
Mon Jan 09, 2023 4:29 pm
It's that time of year when I'm always pleasantly surprised how many people log on to my website to check out the sheer quality of my owl.

www.superb.owl.com
lol, almost didn't get that one :D
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Harry says he has enough material for another book but held back to spare his brother's and father's feelings. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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I hope this lesson is helpful for aspiring traders : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WntjAM2wqF8
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"Randy Scouse Git" is a song written by Micky Dolenz in 1967 and recorded by the Monkees. It was the first song written by Dolenz to be commercially released, and it became a number 2 hit in the UK where it was retitled "Alternate Title" after the record company (RCA) complained that the original title was actually somewhat "rude to British audience". :lol:
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Rishi Sunak: This government will have integrity, professionalism and accountability at every level. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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WTF is going on with the ref's tech? That's just feeble.
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If you're going to King Charles' coronation, be warned, they'll be signs surrounding the public viewing area saying NO EGGS BEYOND THIS POINT. :lol:
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I'm hoping the guy charged with threatening behaviour against Charles and Camellia will be eggsonerated. :)
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Derek27 wrote:
Sat Jan 28, 2023 11:59 am
I'm hoping the guy charged with threatening behaviour against Charles and Camellia will be eggsonerated. :)
My thoughts eggzactly, we shell see if they crack down on this type of behaviour because it's no yolk
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