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Truss's memoirs are out, entitled "Ten years to save the west"!

Should be called 49 days to fuck-up the country. :lol:
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Flights to Rwanda set to leave at ten to twelve today!

Sorry, that's ten to twelve weeks (or months or years). :lol:
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What's Lucy Letby trying to do? Get her sentence cut to just five life sentences? :lol: :lol:
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Asylum seekers telling Sky News that they regret coming to the UK now that the Rwanda bill's gone through and it will stop many more from coming over. :lol:

Can they not see they're just taking the piss? :lol: :lol:
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week.

I phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she’d popped her clogs
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When the Americans went into space, they invested $250,000 in developing a pen that can write in zero gravity.

The Russians used a pencil ..... but they forgot the sharpener.
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A laptop-size bag with wheels! ... in case you want to carry some bricks around. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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The Metro: You've only got Yousaf to blame. :lol:
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Derek27 wrote:
Sun Mar 31, 2024 3:31 pm
Government claims their Rwanda policy is already acting as a deterrent. :lol: :lol: :lol:
Well, given the arguments now going on with the Irish and EU over taking asylum seekers back one might say that Rishi, under advice, planned this all along. Asylum seekers in NI were always going to get a very rough time, so it makes sense for them to head south with no current border checks. The republic wont want them there either. But there is no agreement with the UK to return them back, like France, Italy, Spain and Germany. Rishi maybe thinking or thought all along to send them to NI knowing full well that they would head south and indirectly cause the EU a massive problem to deal with.

Who knows, just saying!!!
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If that was the plan not very well thought out as if they then get IR nationality can come to UK with no checks as per current agreement.
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sionascaig wrote:
Tue Apr 30, 2024 7:43 am
If that was the plan not very well thought out as if they then get IR nationality can come to UK with no checks as per current agreement.
:lol:

We will have to start flying Irish people to Rwanda, I can just imagine now, the St Patrick's day festivals in Kigali. :lol:
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Derek27 wrote:
Mon Apr 29, 2024 10:32 pm
The Metro: You've only got Yousaf to blame. :lol:
:D :lol: :D
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No worries about asylum seekers absconding, I've just heard they're all contactable by immigration officials ....... via text messages. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Sunak's finally managed to keep his promise and send an asylum seeker to Rwanda. :D

They did it by paying him £3000 to go voluntarily ... and pay Rwanda to give him free board and lodgings for the next five years. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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