Where are all the jokes?

[jimibt]

Not seen this comedic genius before, brilliant

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/_JPeqGyv8D0

yeah, that's the frailty of the english language for you

btw - on that page you linked, happened to see this: https://youtube.com/shorts/rfUbvuH8YUA? ... M7bmS4HOBq

[Kai]

Not seen this comedic genius before, brilliant

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/_JPeqGyv8D0

yeah, that's the frailty of the english language for you

btw - on that page you linked, happened to see this: https://youtube.com/shorts/rfUbvuH8YUA? ... M7bmS4HOBq

Love it but STAY AWAY from the Shorts Youtube section Jim

You'll be scrolling for a few minutes and then snap out of it 3 hours later wondering where the time went!

[Derek27]

Not seen this comedic genius before, brilliant

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/_JPeqGyv8D0

Was that Russ Abbot? Think I remember it, back in the eighties.

[Derek27]

Had to go to hospital today for observations. A doctor came in to speak to his patient in the bay next door. He pulled the curtain around the bay to give his patient some privacy.

Then I heard him ask his patient, how often do you open your bowels?

[greenmark]

Not seen this comedic genius before, brilliant

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/_JPeqGyv8D0

Was that Russ Abbot? Think I remember it, back in the eighties.

Indeed it was. Under-rated IMO.
Got sucked into the obvious instead of pursuing his Milliganesque tendency.

[Derek27]

Nutcase Nigel thinks he could be the next PM.

[Kai]

A quinquennial reminder

[Frogmella]

I did and I have one tomorrow at 10:00 am

[greenmark]

A quinquennial reminder

I think you'll find that in the UK they send you a pack in the post (which you return in the post) to test your poo. Lovely stuff!

[Kai]

I did and I have one tomorrow at 10:00 am

[Frogmella]

A quinquennial reminder

I think you'll find that in the UK they send you a pack in the post (which you return in the post) to test your poo. Lovely stuff!

'Tis true. But when they find something in your poo, apart from poo that is, then they stick a hosepipe with a camera on the end right up your jacksy. (they claim it's a camera anyway) Before that you have to fast for a day and then drink a concoction that "cleans" your innards (apparently that don't want poo on their nice, clean camera). I started drinking the evil concotion at 6 p.m and the world began falling out of me by 7:00 p.m. Right now, I definitely CANNOT trust a fart.

[Kai]

'Tis true. But when they find something in your poo, apart from poo that is, then they stick a hosepipe with a camera on the end right up your jacksy. (they claim it's a camera anyway) Before that you have to fast for a day and then drink a concoction that "cleans" your innards (apparently that don't want poo on their nice, clean camera). I started drinking the evil concotion at 6 p.m and the world began falling out of me by 7:00 p.m. Right now, I definitely CANNOT trust a fart.

Hopefully goes well tomorrow and you won't have to do it again for another 5 years!

[greenmark]

A quinquennial reminder

I think you'll find that in the UK they send you a pack in the post (which you return in the post) to test your poo. Lovely stuff!

'Tis true. But when they find something in your poo, apart from poo that is, then they stick a hosepipe with a camera on the end right up your jacksy. (they claim it's a camera anyway) Before that you have to fast for a day and then drink a concoction that "cleans" your innards (apparently that don't want poo on their nice, clean camera). I started drinking the evil concotion at 6 p.m and the world began falling out of me by 7:00 p.m. Right now, I definitely CANNOT trust a fart.

I had a "routine" colonoscopy some time ago. I was advised to take the potion in the morning for a late morning appointment.
And you're right....they are extremely effective. Nothing.....then total evacuation. My advice is to be within 10 seconds of a toilet

The prospect of the exam is worse than the reality in my experience. Not painful or even uncomrtable. The worst aspect is having the thing put up there by a very competent lady while 2 female nurses stand by watching / taking notes.

Echo Kai's wishing you good luck.

[Frogmella]

All done. "No evidence of Cancer". What a relief.

Thanks for the best wishes.