Oh I never went away, I was just ignoring you!!
Maybe add that to the list!
But I was disappointed my favourite did not make it to the list ...
"Once, when Churchill was sleeping on a train, a woman came in and noticed his fly was open. She said "Mr, your penis is sticking out!".
Churchill awoke, and answered:
"Madam, don't flatter yourself. It is merely hanging out."
Where are all the jokes?
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My boss says he is going to fire the employee with the worst posture. I have a hunch it could be me!
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The phrase "Who goes there?", has been around for sentries.
Cleverwearthefoxhat wrote: ↑Wed Aug 31, 2022 8:03 amThe phrase "Who goes there?", has been around for sentries.
wearthefoxhat wrote: ↑Fri Aug 26, 2022 7:32 amMy boss says he is going to fire the employee with the worst posture. I have a hunch it could be me!
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"We shall fight on the beaches"
Winston Churchill 1940
"Ask not what your country can do for you but what you can do for your country"
JFK 1961
"Buy a new kettle"
Boris Johnson 2022
Winston Churchill 1940
"Ask not what your country can do for you but what you can do for your country"
JFK 1961
"Buy a new kettle"
Boris Johnson 2022
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I’ve swapped our bed for a trampoline. My wife hit the roof.