Where are all the jokes?

[Euler]

This made me laugh...

Brian May is a slightly more optimistic version of Brian Cant.

[Derek27]

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[Derek27]

Cyber flashing's being made into a criminal offence. Looks like it's back to the dark alleyways for me.

[Derek27]

Putin was never elected, he was put in.

I really hoped some of these Putin puns would make me laugh but no pun in ten did

flipping hell, it took me a few days to get that.

[Derek27]

What does Putin say as he throws up? Crimeaaaarrrrhhh!!!

[Kai]

Putin was never elected, he was put in.

I really hoped some of these Putin puns would make me laugh but no pun in ten did

flipping hell, it took me a few days to get that.

[Kai]

Joe Biden : "We have a saying in the west, you snooze you lose."

Vladimir Putin : "We have saying too, you Slav you lose."

[Derek27]

What's Putin doing when he's having an argument? Disputin.

[Derek27]

A stand-up comedian in Russia was cracking jokes about Putin. The jokes weren't that funny but the execution was brilliant!

[Euler]

I’m having this recurring dream where I think I’m a horse.

Last five nights on the trot...

[sniffer66]

I've just had to respond to an abusive complaint from an Ebay buyer that the polo mallet I sold him was too short.

I told him to get off his high horse.

[Derek27]

The worrying thing about cracking Putin jokes is that if you're found dead, the police won't investigate it. They'll think it's Putin!

[Derek27]

Benfica's gonna wipe the floor with Ajax.

[Derek27]

Benfica's gonna wipe the floor with Ajax.

I should start putting money on my jokes.

[Euler]

There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator...

Only a fraction of people will get this.