It took several attempts for the penny to drop on this one: -
Anyone remember the chiropractor joke I put on here about a week back?
Where are all the jokes?
This was brilliant!
along similar lines:
'There are 10 types of people in this world - those who understand binary. and those who don't'
My Mate live between the pub and my place, every time we went to the pub he went on and on about them , then went on and on about his lawn mower/weedeater how they started first go every time with out fail. So one night around 2am on the way home from the pub I broke into his garden shed wheeled his mower to his bedroom window and started it, then legged it, he was right it started first go
I heard somebody say on the Sky Press Preview when somebody cracks jokes in poor taste, his punishment should be that people think less of him.
I suppose it's better than getting a slap.
I just heard US citizens can now select X as their gender on their passports. It reminded me of a joke cracked in a physics lesson at school.
Q: What's a quadrisexual?
A: Someone who will have sex with men, women, animals or Derek.
(Didn't find it funny at the time though).
Q: What's a quadrisexual?
A: Someone who will have sex with men, women, animals or Derek.
(Didn't find it funny at the time though).