wearthefoxhat wrote: ↑Sun Sep 12, 2021 2:41 pmI went to a fancy dress party last night as a caterpillar. Heaven knows what time I crawled back home.
Where are all the jokes?
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Are you laughing at how funny the joke is or how bad?paspuggie48 wrote: ↑Sun Sep 12, 2021 6:45 pmwearthefoxhat wrote: ↑Sun Sep 12, 2021 2:41 pmI went to a fancy dress party last night as a caterpillar. Heaven knows what time I crawled back home.
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Oh the joke, it tickled me for sure !Derek27 wrote: ↑Sun Sep 12, 2021 7:06 pmAre you laughing at how funny the joke is or how bad?paspuggie48 wrote: ↑Sun Sep 12, 2021 6:45 pmwearthefoxhat wrote: ↑Sun Sep 12, 2021 2:41 pmI went to a fancy dress party last night as a caterpillar. Heaven knows what time I crawled back home.
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two parrots are sitting on a perch, one says to the other "can you smell fish?"
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I was pulled over by a cop.
He looked at my license and said "you're supposed to be wearing glasses".
I said, "I have contacts".
He said, "I don't care who you know..."
He looked at my license and said "you're supposed to be wearing glasses".
I said, "I have contacts".
He said, "I don't care who you know..."
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Went to buy some vanish to help with my washing. It had all gone.
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I recently entered the Weather Pun competition and beat the raining champion !!
Before viagra a man was having erectile problems. He tried all treatments without success. A friend reccomended a hypnotist. The guy saw the hypnotist who explained he would hypnotise him so that if he said or hear a beep noise he'd get an erection, to lose it he'd need to say or hear two beeps. The catch was that it would only work 3 times.
As the man left he thought 'this is bollocks', walking downstairs he shouted 'beep'. Immediately his dick was hard. The guy shouted 'beep beep', the erection went. As he went out in the street a little volkswagen cut in front of another car whose driver beeped once. The guy became hard again. The volkswagen driver beeped back twice in defiance.
The guy stuffed cotton wool in his ears and hurried home. As he entered the house he shouted to his wife 'quick get your clothes off!'. As she undresed the guy took out the cotton wool and shouted 'beep!', immediately his wife said 'whats this beep beep nonsense?'
As the man left he thought 'this is bollocks', walking downstairs he shouted 'beep'. Immediately his dick was hard. The guy shouted 'beep beep', the erection went. As he went out in the street a little volkswagen cut in front of another car whose driver beeped once. The guy became hard again. The volkswagen driver beeped back twice in defiance.
The guy stuffed cotton wool in his ears and hurried home. As he entered the house he shouted to his wife 'quick get your clothes off!'. As she undresed the guy took out the cotton wool and shouted 'beep!', immediately his wife said 'whats this beep beep nonsense?'
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I’m thinking of starting a group for insomniacs, if anybody’s up for it?
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My dentist said my teeth were stained.
He asked, "Do you smoke or drink coffee?".
I said, "I drink it".
He asked, "Do you smoke or drink coffee?".
I said, "I drink it".
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My wife screamed "you haven't listened to a single word I've said, have you?!"
What a weird way to start a conversation, eh?
What a weird way to start a conversation, eh?