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firlandsfarm
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Oh I never went away, I was just ignoring you!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Maybe add that to the list! :D

But I was disappointed my favourite did not make it to the list ...

"Once, when Churchill was sleeping on a train, a woman came in and noticed his fly was open. She said "Mr, your penis is sticking out!".
Churchill awoke, and answered:
"Madam, don't flatter yourself. It is merely hanging out."

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Why aren't criminal barristers punished for their crimes?
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Derek27
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Sunak calls the Conservative party compationate. :lol:
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My boss says he is going to fire the employee with the worst posture. I have a hunch it could be me!
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Police accused of not investigating reports of buggery.
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wearthefoxhat
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The phrase "Who goes there?", has been around for sentries.
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wearthefoxhat wrote:
Wed Aug 31, 2022 8:03 am
The phrase "Who goes there?", has been around for sentries.
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wearthefoxhat wrote:
Fri Aug 26, 2022 7:32 am
My boss says he is going to fire the employee with the worst posture. I have a hunch it could be me!
:lol:
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wearthefoxhat
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"We shall fight on the beaches"
Winston Churchill 1940

"Ask not what your country can do for you but what you can do for your country"
JFK 1961

"Buy a new kettle"
Boris Johnson 2022
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Shakespeare : to be or not to be
Socrates : to do is to be
Plato : to be is to do
Scooby : do be do
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After a recent survey, it was recorded that most Middle Easterners don't like The Flintstones

But the people in Abu Dhabi do !
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What’s the difference between Maggie Thatcher and Boris Johnson?

The former starved miners and the latter starved minors.
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ANNA BOTTING: Nadhim Zahawi is the second shortest serving chancellor, who's the shortest? Iain Macleod, 1970.

No he's not Anna, he's the second shortest serving chancellor. Sunak's the shortest. :lol:
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I’ve swapped our bed for a trampoline. My wife hit the roof.
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this made me laugh - maybe a macabre reflection on the cost of living crisis!! :D
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