One day a man is having intestinal problems and has been frequently farting. He decides to pop down to his local walk in nhs centre. As he's walking to it he occasionally farts. He arrives at the centre. When it's his turn to see the doctor, he goes through into the surgery and the doctor asks 'whats the problem?' The man says 'doctor I can't stop farting' letting out a thunderous fart as he does so.
The doctor grabs a small pole with a little hook on the end. The man shouts out 'what are you going to do with that?' 'Open the window' says the doctor 'it stinks in here!'.
Where are all the jokes?
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paspuggie48
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Mind Controlled Air Freshener…
Makes Scents If you think about it….
Makes Scents If you think about it….
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paspuggie48
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WIFE: I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear.
HUSBAND: Kitchen, Living room, Bathroom.
HUSBAND: Kitchen, Living room, Bathroom.
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firlandsfarm
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wearthefoxhat
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I had a go at ‘blindfold archery’ this week. If you haven’t tried it, you don’t know what you’re missing.
Very good!wearthefoxhat wrote: ↑Thu Jul 29, 2021 2:20 pmI had a go at ‘blindfold archery’ this week. If you haven’t tried it, you don’t know what you’re missing.
Did you know Craig David is part of the GB Olympic Archery Management team. He's the bow selector
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Trader Pat
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Two silk worms racing at the Olympics, it ended in a tie
I went to a blindfold Bukakke competition the week after.wearthefoxhat wrote: ↑Thu Jul 29, 2021 2:20 pmI had a go at ‘blindfold archery’ this week. If you haven’t tried it, you don’t know what you’re missing.
I have no idea where I came.
dt888 wrote: ↑Thu Jul 29, 2021 2:47 pmVery good!wearthefoxhat wrote: ↑Thu Jul 29, 2021 2:20 pmI had a go at ‘blindfold archery’ this week. If you haven’t tried it, you don’t know what you’re missing.
Did you know Craig David is part of the GB Olympic Archery Management team. He's the bow selector
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Realrocknrolla
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Whats a dentist favourite time of the day?
Tooth Hurty
Tooth Hurty
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Trader Pat
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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi want to see who’s best at his job. So they each go into the woods, find a bear, and attempt to convert it. Later they get together. The priest begins: “When I found the bear, I read to him from the Catechism and sprinkled him with holy water. Next week is his First Communion.”
“I found a bear by the stream,” says the minister, “and preached God’s holy word. The bear was so mesmerized that he let me baptize him.”
They both look down at the rabbi, who is lying on a stretcher in a body cast. “Looking back,” he says, “maybe I shouldn’t have started with the circumcision.”
“I found a bear by the stream,” says the minister, “and preached God’s holy word. The bear was so mesmerized that he let me baptize him.”
They both look down at the rabbi, who is lying on a stretcher in a body cast. “Looking back,” he says, “maybe I shouldn’t have started with the circumcision.”
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wearthefoxhat
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My favourite film of all time is Groundhog Day. I must have seen it 50 times.