Where are all the jokes?

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paspuggie48
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Appreciate there is a seriousness to trading and all that but is there not a "Joke" thread anywhere?
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I'll start the ball rolling...

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Ha Ha

I only asked after a mate of mine used laughing gas as a deodrant...

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paspuggie48 wrote:
Thu May 27, 2021 10:43 am
Where are all the jokes?
They are there, interspersed in other threads - sometimes even in guise of sage advice.
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:D
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We should get Dennis Skinner on here :lol: 8-)
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paspuggie48 wrote:
Thu May 27, 2021 11:02 am
We should get Dennis Skinner on here :lol: 8-)
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paspuggie48 wrote:
Thu May 27, 2021 10:43 am
Appreciate there is a seriousness to trading and all that but is there not a "Joke" thread anywhere?
Patience you must have, appear sometimes they do 👍
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You just need to wait for people to say the right things, slip up and the jokes come flying. :)
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