So my dad just died because he needed blood and we didn’t know his blood type.
He was so brave and even tried to encourage us, the family around him, with his last breaths.
He kept whispering to us to Be Positive.
(sounds like the England game at the moment)
Where are all the jokes?
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paspuggie48
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wearthefoxhat
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People say shop-lifting is bad, but I don't buy it.
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Ditto !
I'm sorry to admit but I LOVE stupid silly one liners like that...well done Tim Vine
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Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool.
I gave him a glass of water.
I gave him a glass of water.
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paspuggie48
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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side got amputated? He’s all right now.
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There’s a new restaurant called Karma. There’s no menu. You get what you deserve.
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If I had 0.50p for every failed maths exam, I'd have £6.30 now.
Africa joke :
The local council in Cairo were v concerned about the lack of tourists in Egypt, and felt it was partly due to the lack of sounds in the city, from less trafffic due to Covid etc.
They instructed all the taxi drivers to hoot every 30 secs, trying
to recreate the atmosphere of a busy city.
They called the project - Toot in car men.
The local council in Cairo were v concerned about the lack of tourists in Egypt, and felt it was partly due to the lack of sounds in the city, from less trafffic due to Covid etc.
They instructed all the taxi drivers to hoot every 30 secs, trying
to recreate the atmosphere of a busy city.
They called the project - Toot in car men.
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A new mummy has been discovered in Egypt and its covered in chocolate and nuts
Archaeologists believe it may be the remains of Pharaoh Rocher
Archaeologists believe it may be the remains of Pharaoh Rocher
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Trader Pat wrote: ↑Sat Jun 26, 2021 5:41 pmA new mummy has been discovered in Egypt and its covered in chocolate and nuts
Archaeologists believe it may be the remains of Pharaoh Rocher
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paspuggie48
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What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus !!!
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus !!!
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Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar.
“Get out of here!” shouts the bartender. “We don’t serve your type.”
“Get out of here!” shouts the bartender. “We don’t serve your type.”