Well, Well, Well the man said as he was falling down a 50ft hole !wearthefoxhat wrote: ↑Mon May 31, 2021 7:15 pmMy friend just told me, "I hope you die in a deep hole filled with water."
I know he means well.
Where are all the jokes?
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I used to get teased at school because I bore a slight resemblance to a bowl of custard, luckily I had a thick skin.
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I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me.
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Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!"
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paspuggie48 wrote: ↑Sun Jun 06, 2021 11:32 amThree guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!"
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A mate of mine is on the Tourette's diet. He swears by it.
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wearthefoxhat wrote: ↑Sun Jun 06, 2021 11:37 amA mate of mine is on the Tourette's diet. He swears by it.
It must have been the same 3 guys sharing a bed. They make an agreement if anyone farts they should warn the others by shaking the blanket and shouting out 'the army of occupation is on it's way!' Later in the night one of the 3 farts, shakes the blanket and shouts 'the army of occupation is on it's way!'. A hour or so later a second guy farts and does the same. Quite late in the night the 3rd guy feels a massive surge in his guts shakes the blanket and shouts out 'the army of occupation has arrived!'.Realrocknrolla wrote: ↑Sun Jun 06, 2021 11:36 ampaspuggie48 wrote: ↑Sun Jun 06, 2021 11:32 amThree guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!"
I'm warming up my bi-annual line ready for use after the first match. You know what... We could win this.
If you're quick the commemorative Harry Kane Euro 2020 tea tray is still in stock. Apparently it can carry 10 mugs
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Did you hear about the agnostic, dyslexic, insomniac?
He lay awake in bed at night wondering if there really is a dog!
He lay awake in bed at night wondering if there really is a dog!