I'm warming up my bi-annual line ready for use after the first match. You know what... We could win this.
Where are all the jokes?
If you're quick the commemorative Harry Kane Euro 2020 tea tray is still in stock. Apparently it can carry 10 mugs
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Did you hear about the agnostic, dyslexic, insomniac?
He lay awake in bed at night wondering if there really is a dog!
He lay awake in bed at night wondering if there really is a dog!
I've just tried that joke with a mate, over the phone. He said it's as old as the hills.paspuggie48 wrote: ↑Sun Jun 06, 2021 11:32 amThree guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!"
I found it hilarious and never heard it before.
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I'm on my travels to Jeopardy...
...apparently there are loads of jobs in jeopardy
...apparently there are loads of jobs in jeopardy
I bought 8 legs of venison for £200 last week. Do you think that was too dear ?