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sniffer66 wrote:
Wed Jun 09, 2021 1:40 pm
England are currently 7/1 to win Euro 2020.

For those of my friends who don't understand betting odds, that means if you put £20 on England to win the tournament, you'll lose £20.
I'm warming up my bi-annual line ready for use after the first match. You know what... We could win this.
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sniffer66 wrote:
Wed Jun 09, 2021 1:40 pm
England are currently 7/1 to win Euro 2020.

For those of my friends who don't understand betting odds, that means if you put £20 on England to win the tournament, you'll lose £20.
:lol:

Thats a good one
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Dallas wrote:
Wed Jun 09, 2021 2:38 pm
sniffer66 wrote:
Wed Jun 09, 2021 1:40 pm
England are currently 7/1 to win Euro 2020.

For those of my friends who don't understand betting odds, that means if you put £20 on England to win the tournament, you'll lose £20.
:lol:

Thats a good one

If you're quick the commemorative Harry Kane Euro 2020 tea tray is still in stock. Apparently it can carry 10 mugs ;)
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Who can drink 2 litres of gasoline?

....Jerry can
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Did you hear about the agnostic, dyslexic, insomniac?


He lay awake in bed at night wondering if there really is a dog!
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paspuggie48 wrote:
Sun Jun 06, 2021 11:32 am
Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!"
I've just tried that joke with a mate, over the phone. He said it's as old as the hills.

I found it hilarious and never heard it before. :lol:
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Horse walks into a bar,the barman says...why the long face??
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mgrant wrote:
Sun Jun 13, 2021 1:13 pm
Horse walks into a bar,the barman says...why the long face??
Decades of alcohol abuse is beginning to take its toll on my memory, but I think I may have heard that one before. ;)
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mgrant wrote:
Sun Jun 13, 2021 1:13 pm
Horse walks into a bar,the barman says...why the long face??
A white horse walks into a bar and the barman says "We've a whisky named after you !"

Horse replies, "What ? Eric ?"
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Two cows in a field. One cow says: "Moooo."

The other one says: "I was just going to say that."
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I'm on my travels to Jeopardy...

...apparently there are loads of jobs in jeopardy

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ct69mx1Ozc8

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venisons dear
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"To celebrate the Olympics this year condoms are being sold in gold, silver and bronze", says a guy to his gilrfriend. " You should buy silver," replies his GF. "It would be nice for you to come second for a change."
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eatyourgreens wrote:
Mon Jun 14, 2021 11:21 pm
venisons dear
I bought 8 legs of venison for £200 last week. Do you think that was too dear ?
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