Boris Johnson was lying in a hospital bed, suffering from Covid-19.
"I'm really pissed off being stuck in hospital with this disgusting disease", said the virus.
Where are all the jokes?
Biden, Johnson and Putin are alone in a doomed aircraft. There's only one parachute so they decide to have a vote to decide who can use it. After they cast their votes, Putin opens the ballot box and counts the votes.
"One vote for you Joe, one vote for you Boris, and fifteen votes for me!".
"One vote for you Joe, one vote for you Boris, and fifteen votes for me!".
Plane with 5 passengers on board, Donald Trump, Boris Johnson, Angela Merkel, The Pope and a 10-year-old school boy. The plane is about to crash and there are only 4 parachutes.
Trump said I need one. I’m the smartest man in the USA and am needed to sort out the problems of the World!’, takes one and jumps.
Boris said ‘I’m needed to sort out Britain’. He takes one and jumps.
The Pope said ‘I need one as the world needs the Catholic Church.’ He takes one and jumps.
Angela said to the 10-year-old: "You can have the last parachute. I've lived my life, yours is only just starting."
The 10-year-old replied: "Don’t worry, there are 2 parachutes left, the smartest man in the USA took my school bag."
Trump said I need one. I’m the smartest man in the USA and am needed to sort out the problems of the World!’, takes one and jumps.
Boris said ‘I’m needed to sort out Britain’. He takes one and jumps.
The Pope said ‘I need one as the world needs the Catholic Church.’ He takes one and jumps.
Angela said to the 10-year-old: "You can have the last parachute. I've lived my life, yours is only just starting."
The 10-year-old replied: "Don’t worry, there are 2 parachutes left, the smartest man in the USA took my school bag."
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Derek27 wrote: ↑Thu Jun 16, 2022 2:11 amPlane with 5 passengers on board, Donald Trump, Boris Johnson, Angela Merkel, The Pope and a 10-year-old school boy. The plane is about to crash and there are only 4 parachutes.
Trump said I need one. I’m the smartest man in the USA and am needed to sort out the problems of the World!’, takes one and jumps.
Boris said ‘I’m needed to sort out Britain’. He takes one and jumps.
The Pope said ‘I need one as the world needs the Catholic Church.’ He takes one and jumps.
Angela said to the 10-year-old: "You can have the last parachute. I've lived my life, yours is only just starting."
The 10-year-old replied: "Don’t worry, there are 2 parachutes left, the smartest man in the USA took my school bag."
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Dex the incumbent, you would probably do a better job.
I was in McDonald's the other day and bought a coffee with two 50p coins. A young girl took my money and then went out of sight, rather odd !!! She returned and said "have you seen the Cat" !!! Apparently, one of the coins had a Cat on it. She claimed that she could sell this for about £44.00 on ebay, and offered it back. I was more happy for her so I told her to keep it, no problem. Now I'm looking for 50p coins with Cat's on, lol
Is this the one? Should I purchase it as an investment?The Silk Run wrote: ↑Thu Jun 16, 2022 8:03 pmDex the incumbent, you would probably do a better job.
I was in McDonald's the other day and bought a coffee with two 50p coins. A young girl took my money and then went out of sight, rather odd !!! She returned and said "have you seen the Cat" !!! Apparently, one of the coins had a Cat on it. She claimed that she could sell this for about £44.00 on ebay, and offered it back. I was more happy for her so I told her to keep it, no problem. Now I'm looking for 50p coins with Cat's on, lol
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