I called on my Nan the other day. I asked 'What have you been up to today?'
'Weedin' the garden,' she replied.
Well, at least she didn't shit in it....
Where are all the jokes?
Viagra is also commonly used in rest homes as well, stops the old boys falling out out bed and breaking a hipGalilee66 wrote: ↑Wed Dec 08, 2021 3:58 amA man suffered serious burns to the front of his legs when his barbecue exploded and was taken to hospital for treatment. The doctor examined him and told the nurse to give him a dose of viagra. "Will that cure the burns?" asked the nurse. "No" replied the doctor, "But it will keep the sheets off his legs for a couple of hours."
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I love eBay. I’ve sold my homing pigeons on it four times already this month.
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Lads please put on your masks. It
saved a friend of mines life
yesterday. He was in a pub with his
girlfriend and his wife didn't
recognise him.
saved a friend of mines life
yesterday. He was in a pub with his
girlfriend and his wife didn't
recognise him.
pigeon* works betterwearthefoxhat wrote: ↑Sat Dec 11, 2021 8:33 amI love eBay. I’ve sold my homing pigeons on it four times already this month.
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I’ve never understood the concept of a horizon. It’s completely beyond me.
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I told my girlfriend that the milkman said he had shagged every woman in our building except one!!
“I bet it’s the snooty bitch at number twenty three,” she replied.
“I bet it’s the snooty bitch at number twenty three,” she replied.
Realrocknrolla wrote: ↑Tue Dec 14, 2021 7:16 pmI told my girlfriend that the milkman said he had shagged every woman in our building except one!!
“I bet it’s the snooty bitch at number twenty three,” she replied.
Realrocknrolla wrote: ↑Tue Dec 14, 2021 7:16 pmI told my girlfriend that the milkman said he had shagged every woman in our building except one!!
“I bet it’s the snooty bitch at number twenty three,” she replied.
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I’ve been searching for my ex wife’s killer for the past two years.
No one is willing to do it.
No one is willing to do it.
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I've got a job in a salt and pepper factory over Christmas. It’s seasonal work.
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According to my doctor, I'm paranoid. He didn't actually say I was - but I know that's what he was thinking.
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I bought a bottle of 20 year old malt the other day, it was way past its selby date.