Her: I'm leaving you!
Him: Is it because I act like I know everything?
Her: Yes!
Him: I knew it!
Where are all the jokes?
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I know this is a show-off message, but I had to share !
You work hard all your life and you are doing so well you can treat yourself right?
I can't express the happiness I'm feeling now...
White was the only colour available but it doesn't matter...
...I'm now the proud owner of these 4 chairs !!
You work hard all your life and you are doing so well you can treat yourself right?
I can't express the happiness I'm feeling now...
White was the only colour available but it doesn't matter...
...I'm now the proud owner of these 4 chairs !!
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Woke up this morning to find the missus wasn't in bed.
So I went downstairs to find a note she had stuck on the fridge door, saying "This isn't working. Goodbye."
But when I tried opened the door, it was working perfectly fine. I don't get it !
So I went downstairs to find a note she had stuck on the fridge door, saying "This isn't working. Goodbye."
But when I tried opened the door, it was working perfectly fine. I don't get it !
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My wife left left me a couple of days ago. She said she was going out for milk and never came back.
My mate came round to console me and asked me how I was coping...
I said, "Not bad. I've been using some of that powdered stuff".
My mate came round to console me and asked me how I was coping...
I said, "Not bad. I've been using some of that powdered stuff".
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I bought a dog from a blacksmith the other day.
As soon as I brought him home, he made a bolt for the door.
As soon as I brought him home, he made a bolt for the door.
Good one, by your usual standards.paspuggie48 wrote: ↑Thu Nov 25, 2021 6:22 pmI bought a dog from a blacksmith the other day.
As soon as I brought him home, he made a bolt for the door.
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Now Now..cheeky !!!Derek27 wrote: ↑Thu Nov 25, 2021 9:57 pmGood one, by your usual standards.paspuggie48 wrote: ↑Thu Nov 25, 2021 6:22 pmI bought a dog from a blacksmith the other day.
As soon as I brought him home, he made a bolt for the door.
Keep going paspuggie48.paspuggie48 wrote: ↑Fri Nov 26, 2021 2:59 pmNow Now..cheeky !!!Derek27 wrote: ↑Thu Nov 25, 2021 9:57 pmGood one, by your usual standards.paspuggie48 wrote: ↑Thu Nov 25, 2021 6:22 pmI bought a dog from a blacksmith the other day.
As soon as I brought him home, he made a bolt for the door.
All comedians dare to fail.
You're doing pretty well and have prodded other comics on here to entertain the rest of us.
I salute you!
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greenmark wrote: ↑Fri Nov 26, 2021 4:05 pmKeep going paspuggie48.
All comedians dare to fail.
You're doing pretty well and have prodded other comics on here to entertain the rest of us.
I salute you!
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“Ok Fred, Velma & Daphne. Name one of the big five game animals in Africa.”
“Rhino.”
“I know you do Scooby, but it’s not your turn.”
“Rhino.”
“I know you do Scooby, but it’s not your turn.”