Where are all the jokes?
- paspuggie48
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I mean, really????
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- bennyboy351
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General Custer and his men are in a fierce battle with the Sioux. Many of the men have been killed while all of the survivors have arrows in various limbs. General Custer however doesn't have a mark on him. One of the officers shouts 'General how have you managed to avoid getting shot with an arrow?' Custer replies 'What after-shave do you use?' The man says 'Brut'. Custer says 'I use Aramis'.
- paspuggie48
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Medical Terms!!
Tumour: one plus one more
Urine: opposite of you're out
Enema: not a friend
Artery: the study of paintings
Terminal illness: getting sick at the airport
Dilate: to live a long time
Out-patient: a person who has fainted
Nitrates: cheaper than day rates
Medical staff: a doctors cane
Recovery room: place to do upholstery
Secretion: hiding something
Fibula: a small lie
Node: I knew it
Caesarean Section: a neighbourhood in Rome
Tumour: one plus one more
Urine: opposite of you're out
Enema: not a friend
Artery: the study of paintings
Terminal illness: getting sick at the airport
Dilate: to live a long time
Out-patient: a person who has fainted
Nitrates: cheaper than day rates
Medical staff: a doctors cane
Recovery room: place to do upholstery
Secretion: hiding something
Fibula: a small lie
Node: I knew it
Caesarean Section: a neighbourhood in Rome
- wearthefoxhat
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When I was a youngster I got hit by a meteorite. As you can imagine it made a big impression on me.
- paspuggie48
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wearthefoxhat wrote: ↑Fri Oct 29, 2021 7:27 amWhen I was a youngster I got hit by a meteorite. As you can imagine it made a big impression on me.
- paspuggie48
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If you hear any good fish puns, let minnow.
- wearthefoxhat
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Ahh, you’re Krill-ing me!
A man had two pet monkeys that he was very fond of. One day they were both killed in a tragic accident. The man was griefstricken. A friend of his noticing the state he was in suggested 'Instead of burying them why not get them stuffed so you can remember them forever?' The man brought them to a taxidermist who said 'Would you like them mounted?' The man says 'no just holding hands will do'.
- wearthefoxhat
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Those energy-saving light bulbs are nonsense - it takes just as long to change them as the old type.
- paspuggie48
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The obvious plaice for such quips !