Good one, by your usual standards.paspuggie48 wrote: ↑Thu Nov 25, 2021 6:22 pmI bought a dog from a blacksmith the other day.
As soon as I brought him home, he made a bolt for the door.
Where are all the jokes?
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Now Now..cheeky !!!Derek27 wrote: ↑Thu Nov 25, 2021 9:57 pmGood one, by your usual standards.paspuggie48 wrote: ↑Thu Nov 25, 2021 6:22 pmI bought a dog from a blacksmith the other day.
As soon as I brought him home, he made a bolt for the door.
Keep going paspuggie48.paspuggie48 wrote: ↑Fri Nov 26, 2021 2:59 pmNow Now..cheeky !!!Derek27 wrote: ↑Thu Nov 25, 2021 9:57 pmGood one, by your usual standards.paspuggie48 wrote: ↑Thu Nov 25, 2021 6:22 pmI bought a dog from a blacksmith the other day.
As soon as I brought him home, he made a bolt for the door.
All comedians dare to fail.
You're doing pretty well and have prodded other comics on here to entertain the rest of us.
I salute you!
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greenmark wrote: ↑Fri Nov 26, 2021 4:05 pmKeep going paspuggie48.
All comedians dare to fail.
You're doing pretty well and have prodded other comics on here to entertain the rest of us.
I salute you!
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“Ok Fred, Velma & Daphne. Name one of the big five game animals in Africa.”
“Rhino.”
“I know you do Scooby, but it’s not your turn.”
“Rhino.”
“I know you do Scooby, but it’s not your turn.”
oh dearpaspuggie48 wrote: ↑Sat Nov 27, 2021 5:45 am“Ok Fred, Velma & Daphne. Name one of the big five game animals in Africa.”
“Rhino.”
“I know you do Scooby, but it’s not your turn.”
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If a woman says she'll be ready in 15 minutes, she will be.
No need to remind her every half hour !!
No need to remind her every half hour !!
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Dad: It said on the news that an actress has stabbed someone. Think her name was Reese.
Mum: Witherspoon?
Dad: No, with a knife.
Mum: Witherspoon?
Dad: No, with a knife.
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I got my Viagra pills mixed up with my Valium pills. I've been up and down all night.
A man suffered serious burns to the front of his legs when his barbecue exploded and was taken to hospital for treatment. The doctor examined him and told the nurse to give him a dose of viagra. "Will that cure the burns?" asked the nurse. "No" replied the doctor, "But it will keep the sheets off his legs for a couple of hours."
Viagra is also commonly used in rest homes as well, stops the old boys falling out out bed and breaking a hipGalilee66 wrote: ↑Wed Dec 08, 2021 3:58 amA man suffered serious burns to the front of his legs when his barbecue exploded and was taken to hospital for treatment. The doctor examined him and told the nurse to give him a dose of viagra. "Will that cure the burns?" asked the nurse. "No" replied the doctor, "But it will keep the sheets off his legs for a couple of hours."
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I love eBay. I’ve sold my homing pigeons on it four times already this month.
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Realrocknrolla
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Lads please put on your masks. It
saved a friend of mines life
yesterday. He was in a pub with his
girlfriend and his wife didn't
recognise him.
saved a friend of mines life
yesterday. He was in a pub with his
girlfriend and his wife didn't
recognise him.
pigeon* works betterwearthefoxhat wrote: ↑Sat Dec 11, 2021 8:33 amI love eBay. I’ve sold my homing pigeons on it four times already this month.