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Derek27 wrote:
Fri Jun 17, 2022 12:37 am
The Silk Run wrote:
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Derek27 wrote:
Thu Jun 16, 2022 7:51 pm
I've just been appointed as the PM's new ethics advisor. My resignation letter's in the post. :D
Dex the incumbent, you would probably do a better job.
I was in McDonald's the other day and bought a coffee with two 50p coins. A young girl took my money and then went out of sight, rather odd !!! She returned and said "have you seen the Cat" !!! Apparently, one of the coins had a Cat on it. She claimed that she could sell this for about £44.00 on ebay, and offered it back. I was more happy for her so I told her to keep it, no problem. Now I'm looking for 50p coins with Cat's on, lol :)
Is this the one? Should I purchase it as an investment? :lol:


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Good morning Derek. Yes, that's the one. I saw one on ebay for GBP15,000.00.
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Fri Jun 17, 2022 7:02 am
Derek27 wrote:
Fri Jun 17, 2022 12:37 am
The Silk Run wrote:
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Dex the incumbent, you would probably do a better job.
I was in McDonald's the other day and bought a coffee with two 50p coins. A young girl took my money and then went out of sight, rather odd !!! She returned and said "have you seen the Cat" !!! Apparently, one of the coins had a Cat on it. She claimed that she could sell this for about £44.00 on ebay, and offered it back. I was more happy for her so I told her to keep it, no problem. Now I'm looking for 50p coins with Cat's on, lol :)
Is this the one? Should I purchase it as an investment? :lol:


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Good morning Derek. Yes, that's the one. I saw one on ebay for GBP15,000.00.
There're the idiots who try to back favourites at 1000.
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The correct spelling is ALCOHOL and not ALCOHOL. Some people put the second O before the first O which is absolutely wrong!!!
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The Silk Run wrote:
Thu Jun 16, 2022 8:03 pm
Derek27 wrote:
Thu Jun 16, 2022 7:51 pm
I've just been appointed as the PM's new ethics advisor. My resignation letter's in the post. :D
Dex the incumbent, you would probably do a better job.
I was in McDonald's the other day and bought a coffee with two 50p coins. A young girl took my money and then went out of sight, rather odd !!! She returned and said "have you seen the Cat" !!! Apparently, one of the coins had a Cat on it. She claimed that she could sell this for about £44.00 on ebay, and offered it back. I was more happy for her so I told her to keep it, no problem. Now I'm looking for 50p coins with Cat's on, lol :)
Strange that she would ask you about the cat you would think she would have kept quiet? :?
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ANGELS15 wrote:
Fri Jun 17, 2022 3:50 pm
The Silk Run wrote:
Thu Jun 16, 2022 8:03 pm
Derek27 wrote:
Thu Jun 16, 2022 7:51 pm
I've just been appointed as the PM's new ethics advisor. My resignation letter's in the post. :D
Dex the incumbent, you would probably do a better job.
I was in McDonald's the other day and bought a coffee with two 50p coins. A young girl took my money and then went out of sight, rather odd !!! She returned and said "have you seen the Cat" !!! Apparently, one of the coins had a Cat on it. She claimed that she could sell this for about £44.00 on ebay, and offered it back. I was more happy for her so I told her to keep it, no problem. Now I'm looking for 50p coins with Cat's on, lol :)
Strange that she would ask you about the cat you would think she would have kept quiet? :?
That's honesty for you. I would have asked her out and told her she can have the 50p coin when she turns up. :)
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Trader724 wrote:
Fri Jun 17, 2022 11:07 am
The correct spelling is ALCOHOL and not ALCOHOL. Some people put the second O before the first O which is absolutely wrong!!!
Havn't you just spelt it twice the same way? ;)
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Derek27 wrote:
Fri Jun 17, 2022 12:37 am
The Silk Run wrote:
Thu Jun 16, 2022 8:03 pm
Derek27 wrote:
Thu Jun 16, 2022 7:51 pm
I've just been appointed as the PM's new ethics advisor. My resignation letter's in the post. :D
Dex the incumbent, you would probably do a better job.
I was in McDonald's the other day and bought a coffee with two 50p coins. A young girl took my money and then went out of sight, rather odd !!! She returned and said "have you seen the Cat" !!! Apparently, one of the coins had a Cat on it. She claimed that she could sell this for about £44.00 on ebay, and offered it back. I was more happy for her so I told her to keep it, no problem. Now I'm looking for 50p coins with Cat's on, lol :)
Is this the one? Should I purchase it as an investment? :lol:


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I’ve just seen a burglar breaking into his own house. I asked him what he was doing and he said, “Working from home”.
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What's Ukraine's biggest import? The Russian Military.
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Putin, Biden, Johnson, Zelensky and an asylum seeker are in a sinking hot air balloon. Putin throws out a bottle of vodka saying, "we've got too much vodka in Russia anyway". Biden throws out an AK-47, "we've got too many guns in the US". Johnson throws out the asylum seeker and Zelensky throws out Putin.
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What does Boris Johnson and a cube of chicken extract at a cabaret have in common? They're both laughing stocks.
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Zelensky calls Putin.

Zelensky: Hey Volodya, wanna hear a joke?

Putin: Sure

Zelensky: Ukraine

Putin: I don't get it.

Zelensky: You will never get it.
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If Putin decides to push the button millions of Russians will invade heaven. God's applied to join NATO.
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Girls. If you want to become a man, do it before puberty or you won't qualify for Olympic swimming. :lol:
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