Where are all the jokes?

[Derek27]

Egg-throwing contest organised outside Westminister Abbey, midday Saturday 6th May.

[Trader724]

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[sniffer66]

My wife and I like to do roleplay in the bedroom.

She puts on a catsuit and pretends to be Catwoman.

I put on a smile and pretend that I love her.

[Estsisps1998]

My wife and I like to do roleplay in the bedroom.

She puts on a catsuit and pretends to be Catwoman.

I put on a smile and pretend that I love her.

[Derek27]

Sunak has to read a passage from the bible at the King's Coronation.

[Derek27]

The entire nation is "invited" to swear allegiance to King Charles.

You have to kneel as well!!

[The Silk Run]

Sunak has to read a passage from the bible at the King's Coronation.

I believe he's after a Knighthood, Risky SOUNAK that is and had asked the former Prince of Sales would he be willing to take cash !!!

[The Silk Run]

Come on Dex take the lead, throw up a NEW Topic: The Kings Coronation.
I love the British Royal Family.

[Derek27]

Come on Dex take the lead, throw up a NEW Topic: The Kings Coronation.
I love the British Royal Family.

It would make sense to have two coronation topics. One for the royalists and an alternative/anti/republican coronation thread.

[greenmark]

Any chance we can stay on topic? There are other threads to explore different issues. This thread should be a haven for jokes. That's it!

[Derek27]

Any chance we can stay on topic? There are other threads to explore different issues. This thread should be a haven for jokes. That's it!

Here's a good joke. This is what we must all say aloud on Saturday, even if you live on your own, whether you're Christian, Muslim, Hindu, Buddhist or Athiest.

I swear that I will pay true allegiance to Your Majesty, and to your heirs and successors according to law. So help me God.

According to the Daily Mail, if you don't join in you're a spoilsport.

In case you didn't get the joke greenmark, the punchline is "according to law".

[The Silk Run]

Let's all take a knee and allow the speaker of the house Dallas to moderate if, and when he feels necessary

[Derek27]

I was gonna reply to greenmark's post at half-time, suspend monkey's gone to sleep so I had a look in and his post's gone!

I agree that political jibes should be on the relevant political thread, but if you find a piece of news genuinely side-splittingly funny, the sort of thing you don't even expect comedians to come up with, you could argue that this is an appropriate thread.

[greenmark]

I was gonna reply to greenmark's post at half-time, suspend monkey's gone to sleep so I had a look in and his post's gone!

I agree that political jibes should be on the relevant political thread, but if you find a piece of news genuinely side-splittingly funny, the sort of thing you don't even expect comedians to come up with, you could argue that this is an appropriate thread.

I withdrew my comment because it was inlfammatory. No more, no less.Derek you are a great poster on this forum. At your best you are at the top. At your worst you're still very, very good, Is that clear enough?

[Derek27]

I was gonna reply to greenmark's post at half-time, suspend monkey's gone to sleep so I had a look in and his post's gone!

I agree that political jibes should be on the relevant political thread, but if you find a piece of news genuinely side-splittingly funny, the sort of thing you don't even expect comedians to come up with, you could argue that this is an appropriate thread.

I withdrew my comment because it was inlfammatory. No more, no less.Derek you are a great poster on this forum. At your best you are at the top. At your worst you're still very, very good, Is that clear enough?

Sorry greenmark.