Where are all the jokes?
3 guys are about to be executed by firing squad. The squad leader says to the first guy 'have you got a final wish?' the guy says yes i'd like a good fuck before I die. So they bring in a local hooker and put her and the guy in a room. An hour later the guy comes out with a smile on his face and they shoot him. They ask the next guy what his final wish is. 'I'd like a bottle of scotch please'. so they get him some scotch, he swigs the bottle down and they shoot him. They ask the third guy and he says 'I'm really very easy to please I'd just like a fag'. The squad leader says 'we've not had any fag deliveries for ages but you can wear my nicotine patch if you like?'
A PC adaption of the old Englishman, Scotsman and Irishman joke.ANGELS15 wrote: ↑Fri Sep 24, 2021 2:02 pm3 guys are about to be executed by firing squad. The squad leader says to the first guy 'have you got a final wish?' the guy says yes i'd like a good fuck before I die. So they bring in a local hooker and put her and the guy in a room. An hour later the guy comes out with a smile on his face and they shoot him. They ask the next guy what his final wish is. 'I'd like a bottle of scotch please'. so they get him some scotch, he swigs the bottle down and they shoot him. They ask the third guy and he says 'I'm really very easy to please I'd just like a fag'. The squad leader says 'we've not had any fag deliveries for ages but you can wear my nicotine patch if you like?'
Argh you rumbled me!Derek27 wrote: ↑Fri Sep 24, 2021 2:09 pmA PC adaption of the old Englishman, Scotsman and Irishman joke.ANGELS15 wrote: ↑Fri Sep 24, 2021 2:02 pm3 guys are about to be executed by firing squad. The squad leader says to the first guy 'have you got a final wish?' the guy says yes i'd like a good fuck before I die. So they bring in a local hooker and put her and the guy in a room. An hour later the guy comes out with a smile on his face and they shoot him. They ask the next guy what his final wish is. 'I'd like a bottle of scotch please'. so they get him some scotch, he swigs the bottle down and they shoot him. They ask the third guy and he says 'I'm really very easy to please I'd just like a fag'. The squad leader says 'we've not had any fag deliveries for ages but you can wear my nicotine patch if you like?'
...the joke should end with the third guy being given the cigarette requested, then asking for a light? "No", BANG!!ANGELS15 wrote: ↑Fri Sep 24, 2021 3:32 pmArgh you rumbled me!Derek27 wrote: ↑Fri Sep 24, 2021 2:09 pmA PC adaption of the old Englishman, Scotsman and Irishman joke.ANGELS15 wrote: ↑Fri Sep 24, 2021 2:02 pm3 guys are about to be executed by firing squad. The squad leader says to the first guy 'have you got a final wish?' the guy says yes i'd like a good fuck before I die. So they bring in a local hooker and put her and the guy in a room. An hour later the guy comes out with a smile on his face and they shoot him. They ask the next guy what his final wish is. 'I'd like a bottle of scotch please'. so they get him some scotch, he swigs the bottle down and they shoot him. They ask the third guy and he says 'I'm really very easy to please I'd just like a fag'. The squad leader says 'we've not had any fag deliveries for ages but you can wear my nicotine patch if you like?'
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Realrocknrolla
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paspuggie48
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I ordered a bunch of German food on the internet for our upcoming Oktoberfest celebration.
The sauerkraut just arrived but the wurst is yet to come.
The sauerkraut just arrived but the wurst is yet to come.
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paspuggie48
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Someone figured out my password.
Now I have to rename my dog !!!
Now I have to rename my dog !!!
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wearthefoxhat
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Local news reporting.....
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How ironic. Reminds me of my old boss called Leggit. Her husband was a police officer!https://www.theguardian.com/uk/2000/feb ... wainwright
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paspuggie48
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Panic buying gone mad!!
I was at the boat shop in St Ives and they had a huge sale on paddles.
People were fighting and clambering over each other to get the discounts...
…it was such an oar deal !
I was at the boat shop in St Ives and they had a huge sale on paddles.
People were fighting and clambering over each other to get the discounts...
…it was such an oar deal !
