A place to discuss anything.
I know how you feel, we've all been through it. But you soon start to see the benefits. No time or money wasted on haircuts, shampoo, gel, combing, no dandruff, etc. And it's true that bald men are more virile - one of the first things I noticed as my hair fell out.
Mmm I share that pain. I was tempted to have a big 'reinvention' and get a short hair cut, but there'll be a massive shiny bit on top. So I'm sticking with what I've got, almost waist length, pulled back and strategically tied to make what's essentially the world's longest comb over. But I have had almost 20yrs without spending any time or money at the barbers or having to decide on a 'style'.
Dunno why Tiss but I always pictured you with a #1 and losing it wouldn't be too bad. But you have my sympathies, life catches up with you in your 50s and I'm 57 this year Mum was 87 this year and tbh that looks a hell of a lot worse.